nearly my iphone
i dropped it when my friend forwarded me a cockshot from the guy she has been flirting with. the tip is green.

for the love of god, GREEN.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:27, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

wtf?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Why on earth would anyone send a photo of their penis
under any circumstances, let alone when you're only flirting with someon.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Yes al, why would they?
Why would they indeed... *not so subtly opens a message from a certain "Al the fake Geordie".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:31, Reply)

I feel better now I know I wasn't singled out for this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Oh sorry
He just wanted me to QA his spelling and grammar, because he knew you'd hate a poorly written text. He's making an effort for you, bless.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Awwww.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:44, Reply)

That's what I thought when you sent me one.
Why, Al? WHY?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:32, Reply)

oh god it's perfectly normal behaviour
and is to be encouraged, i think it's a great thing.

it's only if you intend to behave like total fuckwit that you shouldn't do it, because then it will get shown around her friends. so this guy REALLY shouldn't have behaved like he did, because now lots of girls know that his cock is green at the tip. and that he has clearly never bothered to trim his pubes since he grew them.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:34, Reply)

Is it fully engorged or just a lazy lob?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Just send it to Al - again

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:36, Reply)

i would say HE thinks it's fully engorged
but by comparison to other guys, it just LOOKS like a lazy lob.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:42, Reply)

Zombiecocklolz

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:36, Reply)

I've done it, I have no problem in doing so.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:41, Reply)

I don't see the point in sending willy pictures.
There has never been a situation where sending a photo of your willy to someone else has been a good thing. From the moment you look in your sent box to make sure the recpient is the right person, right to the point where they forward it onto everyone they know. It'll always end baddly.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:30, Reply)

He should stop buying Lizzy Duke Prince Albert rings

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:34, Reply)

Brings all new meaning to the word "cock-snot"...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:46, Reply)

hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:49, Reply)