I almost never send birthday cards
and I never remember my parent's anniversary.

alt: coffee, stewed black tea, or lemon and ginger tea with honey in it.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:20, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Stewed tea?
Bleeeurgh.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:21, Reply)

I make a cup and leave it to brew
then I forget about it and only rediscover it about an hour later. Then I microwave the bugger for a minute and add a little milk. I am turning into my father, he would do this twice with the same cup of tea.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:25, Reply)

You sick sick man*
*possibly a woman, but I think a man.

Either way that's just fucking wrong.
(berk, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:29, Reply)

try it
it's quite nice, I've started to do it on purpose. It makes shit of your crockery though.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:33, Reply)

I don't know when my parents' anniversary is...is that bad?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:24, Reply)

until a few years ago it didn't bother me
but then we missed a really major one, the 30th I think, and I still feel guilty about it
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:26, Reply)

I did the business for my folks' 30th

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:32, Reply)

you see
that's because you are a much better person than me.

What did you do?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:34, Reply)

Well I got them this pair of rose bushes called 'Pearl Anniversary'
but that was sod all, I wrote them this letter and read it out, about how they were practically kids when they got married but they've done a good job, and how everyone loves being in their home because they're lovely and stuff. I told a little life story and everyone cried. My mum keeps the letter in the box with the pearls my dad got her.
I was the golden child for weeks after that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:37, Reply)

Aww, that's lovely

(berk, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:46, Reply)

lovely bent
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:51, Reply)

We're a totally bent family
We're like the Von Trapps with Tourette's.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:53, Reply)

haha!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:03, Reply)

"So long, farewell, au revoir, auf wiedersehen!"
"I'd like to stay and taste my first champagne, yes?"

"No"

"Fuck the lorra yis!"
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:55, Reply)

God, you cynical shit
Roota did a lovely thing for her folks and it was much appreciated by them. It was not bent at all.
(berk, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:18, Reply)

nicely done

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:51, Reply)

Awww! *sniffs*

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:19, Reply)

I don't know when my parents' anniversary is either.
Not that they'd want me to I reckon - they're divorced.

We're one of them 'modern' families.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:40, Reply)

Does your old feller still make bolognese round yours?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:41, Reply)

He's round ours more than he is his own place.
I wish you didn't mention food as I'm bloody hank marvin and there's no food in.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:48, Reply)