I had jalapeno hummus last week
It was cracking!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:53, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I was disgusted to see Jamie Oliver
passing off my 'houmous trick' as his own on TV last week. The cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)

What is this trick?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Which was?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Dump shop-bought houmous into bowl.
Liberally drizzle with QOTW olive oil, dust with paprika*.

Result: it's like freshly-home-made houmous.

*he also recommended a little lemon juice but I cannot vouch for that having never tried it. That aside it was blatant plagiarism and my legal team are working on an epic suing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Extra virgin,
I get it.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Thank God you're here.
How's work on our own exclusive board going? I'm not sure how much longer I can deal with this lot. I'm really not.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:07, Reply)

It's just a piece of paper at the moment.
It needs some work.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Don't forget what we agreed at the meeting:
we'll need an 'I really like this a lot' button, and a 'God you're clever' button too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:11, Reply)

And your special "Its fucking shit" button

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)

The fucking cunt only went and steamed'n'fried ravilio in a 10 year old show the other day.
I said to TGB, "You know what? I don't mind being the co-creator of this with Jamie, I'll do him a favour".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)

We should hide outside his house and beat him up.
The fucking cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:05, Reply)

just bide your time for another ten years or so
then knob his daughters senseless.

All of them.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Do his wife now
She looks cheeky
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:14, Reply)

I'm gonna do the daughters now. Eff it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)

What are their names?
Squirrel and popcorn or something?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:16, Reply)

'Bushmeat' and 'Jailbait', I think.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Mmmmm
meat
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Oh dear, you seem to be encouraging board noncing

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:18, Reply)

They'll be 12 by then, no ?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Are we stealing your thunder there Mr Gadd?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:18, Reply)

I've seen Jonathan King out and about with his starbucks coffee
He looked fat and sweaty, but the kids seem to love that look so who am I to complain
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:20, Reply)

as if it needs any encouraging

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:19, Reply)