I'm suffering from stress. My first new pole class last night was a bit disastrous. I was one pole short, the music wouldn't work and one of the remaining poles fell down in the middle. I think the class went ok after that but still, worst first impression ever.

I also can't touch my toes or bend down after trying to do the splits.

on the upside I have three sammichez
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:04, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

How can you be a pole short?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Igor didn't turn up
*obvious joke is obvious*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:09, Reply)

The quality of humour just gets better.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:12, Reply)

He's in prison for theft.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:06, Reply)

In your face!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:08, Reply)

One pole wouldn't fit properly so I couldn't use it. Then at the end one of the working poles got stuck so I had to get a man to get it down.it wasn't very empowering
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)

You're the teacher?
Sorry, thought you were learning.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:18, Reply)

I then upside as well.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:05, Reply)

I've changed it so you look stupid.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:11, Reply)

I would like to point out that Nom yoghurts are well named!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:12, Reply)

You wouldn't believe the amount of people who have sent me picture messages of them, its like I'm the ambassador for noms
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)

NOM QUEEN!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:16, Reply)

the ambassador for noms an idiot
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:16, Reply)

I reckon I would believe the amount.
I am almost 100% certain it's no more than five at the very most, and I challenge you to prove otherwise.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:17, Reply)

I don't believe you
*joins in*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:18, Reply)

You are Richard Wilson AICMFP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:24, Reply)

*gets locked in toilet in "comedic style*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:26, Reply)

In reality its about 3 and I sent two of them myself.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:31, Reply)

AHA! I THOUGHT AS MUCH.
*Poirot smug face*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Worse than Les Dennis's 'Ah dern't reaally knerrr'?
Shit, Nommers, that's BAD.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:10, Reply)