I'd quite have liked to have teachers who weren't colossal cunts to be honest
although I reckon Brian Blessed would make a brilliant teacher. You'd never be bored in his class, although you might have tinnitus in the class after.
No dinner plans. By the time I get home I will probably be too knackered to do anything other than dip ritz crackers in to a tub of dairylea. /sigh
(berk, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:55, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Who would you want teaching Home Economics*?
*Or whatever it's called these days.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:59, Reply)

Germaine Greer.

( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:59, Reply)

I bet she can't cook for shit
and she is annoying

I'd want Heston Blumenthal. or Gary and George from Masterchef Australia.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:01, Reply)

She's a famous feminist.....hence the joke I was making.

( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:02, Reply)

I am aware of that Chompy

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:03, Reply)

THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU LAUGH.

( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:03, Reply)

I'm laughing on the inside

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:06, Reply)

Do a haha just for me.

( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:12, Reply)

haha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:13, Reply)

Fanku!

( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:23, Reply)

I don't need anyone to teach me home ec
*sniffs haughtily* I know all that shit already.
(berk, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:03, Reply)

But what if there was some cookery-type-bod you could learn more from?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:13, Reply)

I'm sure there is
but I don't think that would come under the heading of 'home ec' though. I would actually quite enjoy being a proper chef I think, I can make cake and cook a decent meal but there's definitely room for improvement.
(berk, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:20, Reply)

I'll bet you'd love it if Mr Kipling was the teacher.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:22, Reply)

Nigella maybe
I'm not remotely gay but I totally would.
(berk, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:25, Reply)

I would roger her so hard.
my mrs can't stand her and can't understand why anyone would.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:29, Reply)

The chances are
Your Mrs can't stand her as she fully understands why people would.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:30, Reply)

no, she is usually very honest about that sort of thing
she finds nigella very annoying and doesn't think she is good looking
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:34, Reply)

She is a very pretty lady
is clever and can cook and looks like a proper filthy minx. What's not to like?
(berk, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:31, Reply)

also, she's quite minted

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:34, Reply)

I wouldn't mind being taught to sew/dressmake/embroider properly.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:31, Reply)

First you must practise your crochet :)

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:41, Reply)

My old maths teacher was ex-army (engineering corps) and you could hear him two rooms away.
He didn't shout, he just a loud delivery.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:18, Reply)