I get toast cravings.
It becomes my mission when I'm really drunk to get toast, in any way possible.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:43, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Or a salad naan.
-vomits-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Aha, a girl after my own heart
I have woken up on numerous occasions with a hangover and toast stuck to me, or toast still in the toaster/on the kitchen counter with a bite missing etc etc.
(berk, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:49, Reply)

/offtopic girls are all class.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Many years ago I had a spate of late mornings waking up with bits of veggie bacon all over the bed.

( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 15:02, Reply)

I have a mate who revels in the nickname of "Sleeps with Toast"
in a faux-indian Dances with Wolves kind of manner
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 15:26, Reply)

He once woke up with his room exceedingly warm after a night out.
It turned out he had set his hairdryer (I know!) as an alarm clock in his befuddled state
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 15:27, Reply)

That is excellent
frankly I'd rather wake up with toast stuck to my arse (which has happened) than with a half-eaten kebab in the kitchen.
(berk, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 15:35, Reply)

i used to do this as a student
more with a hangover than anything else though. one of us would make the trip to the shop for 2 loaves of thick sliced white and a pack of butter, and then we'd all shuffle round the toaster and hoon it off straight from the heat. i even used to pour salt on mine, shudder.

i think preferring granary bread is a sign of incumbent old age...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:52, Reply)

I had lesbian toast recently.
Soya and flaxseed or something. Surprisingly nice.

Nothing beats fluffy plastic white though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Is lesbian toast some sort of postion for old lezzers with flaps like ganary toast?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:57, Reply)

It's when they're not really in the mood
So have to spread I Can't Believe It's Not Butter on their labia.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 15:03, Reply)

like on cat's paws when it moves into a new home?
i need to go and get some lunch, and this thought is really putting me off sandwiches :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 15:06, Reply)

What?
People put butter on their cat's paws?!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Just to watch them slip around, bastards

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 15:23, Reply)