I am going to arrange to meet my ex's landlord/friend/mightbeherboyfriend later.
He has been a helpful middleman in the past and I am hoping he will help me to broker a daughter-gets-to-stay-over-at-mine arrangement.

I have flipped out and lost my temper this week so things have come to a head. I am saddened to say it takes me threatening court etc to get anywhere. I hate the failure of reason.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:39, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

When I logged on to my work PC this morning it gave me an up-to-date version of my comment about my Grandad's greenhouse
I was so appalled by your comment that I was tempted to gaz you a congratulatory note. It takes a lot to stun me into internet silence. Well done.

Also, best of luck with the above. Whilst failure of reason is an everday occurence in dealing with mental women, I understand that this doesn't make it any less fucking annoying
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:42, Reply)

It really was unpleasant wasn't it? I was quite proud of my own foulness there.
Proud and slightly appalled.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:51, Reply)

I don't think I've ever seen you apologise for a post before
I obviously bring out the worst in you

worst spaff
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:54, Reply)

When you think about some of the hideous things I've unapologetically posted
on a daily basis for years, that makes this one pretty special.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:06, Reply)

I haven't been around that long
I think you should go back over all the posts you've ever entered in response to me and compare them against a cross-section of your posts in the preceeding years, measuring yourself on harshness and use of revolting imagination. Keep you busy, won't it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:08, Reply)

I hope it works out for you mate, I really do.
Why is she being so difficult about it all?
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:42, Reply)

Because she's a vengeful, hateful, controlling cunt
who takes pleasure in being utterly inflexible and in dreaming up spurious objections to my doing anything I say I want to do with my daughter, especially when it concerns my family. She's desperate for them not to get to know my daughter.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:49, Reply)

She must be very lonely and sad, if that's all she does.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:50, Reply)

That is a fair assessment, I think.
The problem is that she's also so delusional that never in a million years would she recognise this as the truth. She's convinced the world is conspiring against her at all times.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:55, Reply)

That's ridiculous
The world is very obviously conspiring against me. Didn't you see my post earlier? My pub lunch has been CANCELLED.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:10, Reply)

that's nothing.
I have NOISY BLOCK MATES.
Cunts.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:12, Reply)

That is rubbish
Monty, tell your ex about mine and Poppet's woes and she'll soon see how fucking easy she's got it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:14, Reply)

An outrage of Libyan proprtions.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:14, Reply)

Libyan Tatchell
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Make sure when you empty your binbag filled with yop, that you empty it into the skip across the road.
No daughter should see her father's over indulgance in yoghurt based drinks that aren't smoothys.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:48, Reply)

Good tip. Ta
How is the booze? Tried any yet?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 8:56, Reply)

Me and TGB had a glass of the pear ice wine, oh my goodness, fucking hell, I could drink that by the pint, it's the first time I've had a Wine and wanted more after I finished the glass.
I stopped myself though on account of it being very expensive and me wanting to have a whole bottle over a single evening when I don't have to do anything the next day.

I bought a Dressed Crab yesterday and I want to combine it with some cider in some sort of dish (as in, where you would normally use white wine).

I'm thinking along the lines of doing it with pasta, sundried tomartos, smoked garlic and bern-nwah-zet. Or maybe doing the crab with cream/parsley/white-wine/garlic.... and doing something else with the cidar; maybe pork chops? You got any ideas?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:06, Reply)

I would have suggested something with pork in.
This is nice:
www.deliaonline.com/recipes/main-ingredient/pork/normandy-pork-with-cider.html
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:08, Reply)

I'm maaaaaybing about that, it looks stew'ish, which isn't my cup of tea.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Read that as nommandy pork
I looove stews. Buy a slow cooker gonz so I can cook stews
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Totally have one, it's in the cupboard above the oven !
My ma' makes an amazing malasian curry in it, I'll get the recipy off her. It's one of those things where I can plonk all the ingredients in in the morning and it'll be ready when we get home.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Beef in beer in the slow cooker is fantastic
I could probably use the same recipe and substitute "pork" and "cider" in the appropriate places.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:15, Reply)

It was pretty damn nice

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:18, Reply)