morning Montybabes.
You missed some great YouTube disco action last night.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:11, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

No-one else is going to say it, so I will;
this post is gayer than anything I've said so far today.

I wouldn't worry though mate, it's only 9.17am
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:13, Reply)

I'm saying it. It's horrendously bent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:15, Reply)

me and Monty are categorically not gay.
Just our friendship has some physical aspects.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:16, Reply)

If you think being straight will stop this lot calling you a bumder you're in for a shock my friend
THEY WON'T LISTEN

THE SHITS
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:18, Reply)

bummer
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Don't involve me in your sordid fantasy world, you repulsive cock-hound.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Reality, not fantasy.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:22, Reply)

This is weird
As soon as I saw this post I assumed it was intended for me. I now have no idea how to conduct myself
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:23, Reply)

With two batons and suggestive hand movements.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Not really
Limiting us to Scottish bands wasn't the greatest idea, not a single one of my usual tracks I'd usually suggest is by a scottish band.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:17, Reply)

No great loss.
Would you like me to wake you up at the end of September?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Nope, you could look at any number of the good tracks I've posted in the other youtube discos.
Monty and I even agreed on several of them!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:21, Reply)

This is so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Best Scottish band ever is clearly Nazareth.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Not difficult, really.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:21, Reply)

You wouldn't think so.
I think the first Jesus & Mary Chain LP is a fucking masterpiece, too. If they'd have split up/died after recording that I'd have them as one of my all time favourites. Instead, they went shit. cf Spacemen 3.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Their song on the Crow soundtrack was good
I haven't heard much more by them.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:28, Reply)

'In a Hole' is their best song*.
followed by their cover of Pink Floyd's 'Vegetable Man'


*'God spits on my soul, there's something dead inside my hole'. Chirpy stuff.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:32, Reply)

I might see if they're on Spotify later
Thanks for the recommendations.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:33, Reply)

JAMC
I believe is the correct answer.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Nonsense.
Not a single thing they did after Psychocandy is much cop.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Darklands was great.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:27, Reply)

No it wasn't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Yes it was.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:24, Reply)

The lead singer of Garbage is Scottish
They therefore have a claim to be Scotland's best band by the same virtue as Metallica are Denmark's finest musical contribution
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Primal Scream are fucking fantastic too.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:26, Reply)

In all seriousness Primal Scream are by far my favourite Scottish band
Their ability to reinvent themselves and master different genres is remarkable. All the more so when you consider that they are one of the few bands on earth who could give Lemmy a blood transfusion. I particularly enjoyed the story from Glastonbury '05 when following their set, Bobby Gillespie refused to leave the stage upon being told that Basement Jaxx were headlining.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:30, Reply)

I am missing going to see Primal Scream with the Pub Husband
This has made me immensely sad.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Pub husband?
*raging jealousy*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Pub Husband is 43 and unattractive
But we get stupidly excited about the same things, and have little trips and parties to indulge our geeky obsessions. He's the one who took me to Doctor Who Live.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Doctor Who Live?
Details please

Morning, by the way. How's the retina?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:47, Reply)

It. Was. AWESOME.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_Who_Live

Morning darling. The retina is fine, still attatched. Which is kind of annoying, because it means I a) had to go through all that stuff on Tuesday (including them putting various things actually ON my eye *shudders*) for NOTHING and b) still have the annoying symptoms which made me think my retina was detatching in the first place.

How are you?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:52, Reply)

I'm taking this as good news, I'm afraid
What symptoms have you got? Thanks for linkage

I'm good actually, been exercising more regularly so I no longer need to kick my own ass, and Eric appears to be on the mend. Have steeled myself for the task of driving a minibus full of students to Blackpool tomorrow night by devising an "eclectic" playlist entitled "You fucking drive then"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:54, Reply)

I keep getting flashes in the corner of one eye
It's not terrible, just a bit annoying.

SO glad to hear Eric is pulling through, that's great. What's on the playlist? (Great title by the way)

I hve horrible and distressing news, which I only realised last night. BB is IN MY HEAD. I did not give permission for this. I ain't happy :(
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Big Brother?
If you go onto www.we7.com and search for "you fucking drive then" it'll bring up the playlist, you might need to create an account but it's free. Thank you again for asking after Eric :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:20, Reply)

That is a very good playlist
Seems fairly representative too.

No, not Big Brother. Brighton Boy. *sigh*
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:23, Reply)

A Captain Beefheart and Neutral Milk Hotel medley

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:17, Reply)

I'm gutted - there was one in february, literally a week after I went back to aus.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:59, Reply)

That's how I feel about Primal Scream
There is a gig in Leeds which I can't go to because I'm in Brighton, and they're playing Brighton just as I get home. Dammit.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:01, Reply)

I have similar tastes in music to Gillespie
but I'd rather listen to his influences than his own output. He drinks in my local sometimes, and looks like a half-drowned rat.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Hipsway, surely
The Honeythief is a masterpiece.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Bollocks is it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:42, Reply)