KEEP IT SHUT WOMAN
Sorry I lost you in the other thread. Glad you've arranged a trip to see Brighton Boy, though, especially if he's invading your brain
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:44, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Noooononono
I don't want him in my brain. This is bad. I mean, I know I'm in his brain, but he is not allowed in mine!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Bella's in LOOOOOOVE!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Hmph.
Shut uuuuuppp! I ain't in love, I don't need no nasty boys :(
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:49, Reply)

*zips back up, forlornly*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:51, Reply)

It's OK Darth
I know you're more comfortable with your zip down. I don't mind.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)

*flops out*
Appreciate it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:58, Reply)

S'alright chick
I'm listening to your playlist by the way.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Me too!
OMLG what are the chances

EDIT: it's deliberately designed to reflect my musical tastes in a way that provokes debate. And when I say "debate" I mean some pleb asking if he can put a CD on instead and me replying "if you want to drive, yes, I'd much rather be sleeping whilst someone else drives 300 miles"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:15, Reply)

It's a reasonable response.
I like it, anyway.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Thank you
I thought it might appeal to our commonly-shared "no, fuck YOU" sensibility
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:25, Reply)

It most certainly does.
Oh Darth, he just bloody texted me. Now he's psychic as well as everything else.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:28, Reply)

What a shitehawk
There's only one thing for it. You have to go down there and discover that he's shit in bed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:29, Reply)

But what if he's not?
I'll be done for.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Then you must force him to move to Bradford
and vanquish my hopes of ever nailing you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:34, Reply)

*sadface*
But you'd never visit if you didn't think you had a glimmer of hope of getting in my knickers.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:40, Reply)

I'll be in Bradford anyway two days after your birthday
The availability of your knickers aside, I demand a pint in your company even if Brighton Boy is Bradford Boy by this point
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Good
I highly doubt he will be though.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:45, Reply)

We'll see
Whatever makes you happy is fine by me, knicker access aside :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:47, Reply)

My knickers and I thank you.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Bella's in LOOOOOOVE AND Denial!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:51, Reply)

No I'm NOT
While BB might be in my brain, there is somewhere he is not. He is not somewhere that is not a retarded distance from me.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)

So you're going to move down to Brighton and get married and have kids

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)

I am NOT having children
Or move to Brighton for some bloke. I am just going to have to hope that he doesn't invade my brain any more.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:56, Reply)

No point fighting it
You've already chosen the colour of the flower arrangements at your wedding.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Why are you being so mean Labs?
I am traumatised here, and all you can do is be horrid.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:01, Reply)

I'm not, I'm being supportive
In a friendly-but-jokey way. Is it really that much trauma to like a guy in Brighton?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:08, Reply)

It's hard being in love with an uphill gardener, just ask DF's misses

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:09, Reply)

4/10
Your usual standards are much higher
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Oh dear oh dear, parents evening will no fun at all!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Not with sentence construction like that

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Yes, it is.
I'm going to see him next Friday, and it's going to take 8 hours to get there. Also, given that I work 6 days a week for what may politely be called 'an absolute fucking pittance', I have no idea when I'd be able to see him again.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Can he come up and see you?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Make you...
smiiiiiiiiiiiiiile
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Oh Darth.
You're not helping yourself you know.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Too late, innit
If I drove a Honda Accord to the top of Everest, sustaining myself on a diet of huskies and sherpas whom I'd killed with my bare hands there'd still be a B3tan at the top waiting to call me a bumder.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:23, Reply)

And then, you'd fuck them too.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Totally
Using a dildo constructed from huskie bones and supermodel's underwear
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:30, Reply)

This played out a rather amusing montage in the cinema of my mind
so I clicked it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Why thank you sir
*checks popular page*

Damn
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:35, Reply)

ur Steve Harley aicmfp

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)

I saw Steve Harley at some festival or other years ago
He handled repeated calls to play "Come Up and See Me" remarkably well, telling the crowd "look, if I play that you'll all bugger off and watch Coldplay", then treated us to 20 minutes of prog rock before closing with it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Well probably
But like I say, I work 6 days a week. This is why he's not allowed in my brain, it just makes things difficult.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Let me guess, you're not having much luck with telling your brain to not think of him
Funny that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:19, Reply)

And I'm totally not perving on his Facebook pictures
That would be stupid and counterproductive.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Hahaha!
Brains are stupid.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:25, Reply)

He just texted me :(

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Surely that's a good thing?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Not if he texted her to say
"I want to wear your skin like a snood"

No girl wants a man who wears snoods
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:35, Reply)

That is just horrific m'dear.
I've just been a bit sick. Nah, it was a bog-standard "Morning, how are you, etc." text*.


*N.B. Before anyone makes a joke, it didn't literally say that.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I was quite impressed with that

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:39, Reply)

It was impressive
But seriously, snoods are disgusting.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Yes they are
The second time I met Disasterprone he was wearing a snood. Shouldn't have told you that, he is just about my favourite person in the world right now, for reasons which you will find incredibly dull
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Oh, that's horrible.
He just texted again. I hate him for this.

On another note m'dear, Guns n' Roses? What the fuck were you thinking?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:53, Reply)

You fucking drive then
Sorry, getting ahead of myself. I grew up listening to G'n'R. Bear in mind I was 12 when that album was released, so the perfect age to find it enormously entertaining. Count yourself lucky, I was tempted to stick Estranged on there. That's 9 minutes long.

Oh fuck, if you didn't like Right Next Door To Hell you're going to hate the next track.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Achem
It was on The Catholic Schoolgirl OST a few friends and I made when we left school. It has a special place in my heart. However, Lady Gaga can fuck the fuck off.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Lady Gaga is mental enough to be awesome

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:10, Reply)

So what you had with AA meant nothing?
Are you dead inside?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Well you would be if you'd had a thing with AA

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Troo

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:11, Reply)