A feeling of disorientation
Opening my eyes and not being entirely sure where I was.
A smell a bit like the seaside.
A taste a bit like a mouthful of sea-water.
A sensation of struggling to breath, like something was blocking my airways, burning my sinuses.
A rush of oxygen to the head as I was finally able to gasp for breath.
Cold, crisp clarity as my senses cleared.
A pat on the head from the vicar.
Promising I wouldn't tell anybody. _{NB Last line edited in after the original post because some people were TOO FUCKING SLOW to realise what the joke was meant to be. For crying out loud...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:11, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hmm, taste of 'seawater', blocked airways, vicar...
You were a choirboy, weren't you?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)

"THATS THE JOKE"

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:16, Reply)

The bastard has just edited it.
Ruining my hilarious retort in the process, the floppy wristed, limp haired bumderist.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:17, Reply)

you can't blame him for being a bumder
with a start like that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:19, Reply)

*wipes tears*
Nice one Crow.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:14, Reply)

These people are a bit slow, aren't they?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:16, Reply)

No, he's just edited it, I already told you.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:18, Reply)

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:18, Reply)

It's funny because it's also the screensaver on our PC.
Row upon row of Deacons belming at you as you boot up.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:19, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:20, Reply)

So do I.
*changes screensaver*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)

I didn't think I was being too subtle
Duly edited in case it wasn't obvious enough for these revolting plebeians.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Don't start with the plebeians thing again or else Rory will get all riled up.

( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I didn't think I was being too subtle. Duly edited in case it wasn't obvious enough for these revolting plebeians Could somebody pour me a cup of tea? My wrists can't take the weight, which is ironic since I'm a collosal teapot myself.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:22, Reply)

The last time I saw Crow
He was actually complaining about having sore wrists.
(berk, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:24, Reply)

It's the constant flapping whilst running around in circles in the pub
as he gets all confused by the range of ales on display what does it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:26, Reply)

I was actually quite upset when we had to abandon our attempt to get into the White Horse
It was years since I'd seen Vale's Black Swan on tap, but apparently there wasn't enough space for us in the pub. (I knew we should have tied Labs up outside...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:28, Reply)

That'll be it, yep
and not the fact that he was made to carry a load of cans of coke...
(berk, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:28, Reply)

It's bad enough that I have to type with my nose.
These damn things are only good for mincing around my local environment and occasionally carrying Pina Coladas...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)