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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've got an hour and a half to kill till I start travelling and I'm bored.
Tell me your earliest memory.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:08, 156 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Falling down the stairs at three years old.
I think I did a 360 degree turn in mid air before bouncing off the doormat and busting my nose open.

That was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:10, Reply)
Playing in the back garden
when I was 2. I remember planting apple seeds and eating strawberries vividly for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:11, Reply)
How does one eat strawberries vividly, might I ask?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)
By NOMMING them

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)
A feeling of disorientation
Opening my eyes and not being entirely sure where I was.
A smell a bit like the seaside.
A taste a bit like a mouthful of sea-water.
A sensation of struggling to breath, like something was blocking my airways, burning my sinuses.
A rush of oxygen to the head as I was finally able to gasp for breath.
Cold, crisp clarity as my senses cleared.
A pat on the head from the vicar.
Promising I wouldn't tell anybody. NB Last line edited in after the original post because some people were TOO FUCKING SLOW to realise what the joke was meant to be. For crying out loud...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:11, Reply)
Hmm, taste of 'seawater', blocked airways, vicar...
You were a choirboy, weren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)
"THATS THE JOKE"

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:16, Reply)
The bastard has just edited it.
Ruining my hilarious retort in the process, the floppy wristed, limp haired bumderist.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:17, Reply)
you can't blame him for being a bumder
with a start like that.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:19, Reply)
*wipes tears*
Nice one Crow.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:14, Reply)
These people are a bit slow, aren't they?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:16, Reply)
No, he's just edited it, I already told you.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:18, Reply)


(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:18, Reply)
It's funny because it's also the screensaver on our PC.
Row upon row of Deacons belming at you as you boot up.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:19, Reply)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:20, Reply)
So do I.
*changes screensaver*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)
I didn't think I was being too subtle
Duly edited in case it wasn't obvious enough for these revolting plebeians.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:19, Reply)
Don't start with the plebeians thing again or else Rory will get all riled up.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I didn't think I was being too subtle. Duly edited in case it wasn't obvious enough for these revolting plebeians Could somebody pour me a cup of tea? My wrists can't take the weight, which is ironic since I'm a collosal teapot myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:22, Reply)
The last time I saw Crow
He was actually complaining about having sore wrists.
(berk, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:24, Reply)
It's the constant flapping whilst running around in circles in the pub
as he gets all confused by the range of ales on display what does it.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:26, Reply)
I was actually quite upset when we had to abandon our attempt to get into the White Horse
It was years since I'd seen Vale's Black Swan on tap, but apparently there wasn't enough space for us in the pub. (I knew we should have tied Labs up outside...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:28, Reply)
That'll be it, yep
and not the fact that he was made to carry a load of cans of coke...
(berk, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:28, Reply)
It's bad enough that I have to type with my nose.
These damn things are only good for mincing around my local environment and occasionally carrying Pina Coladas...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)
Bathing my new-born sister
in a plastic baby-bath in our house in Lincoln. I was three years and one month old. The other recollection I have from that year ('76) is of a plague of ladybirds, they were fucking everywhere.

That, and I remember buying all the cool underground punk records of that year even though I was only three because I was so fucking cool even then. I didn't buy The Clash though because I thought they were 'fucking shit'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:12, Reply)
Fuck off, Bert.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:16, Reply)
hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)
Pushing my brother in a ladybird pram
faster and faster round the garden, then as soon as my mother looked away, sharply twisting the pram and tipping him out on the grass so he cried. I was an awful child
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:12, Reply)
That’s more than a little ‘The Omen’

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)
:( true
he was a year younger and I couldn't stand him. Eventually they just wouldn't leave him in a room with me
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:17, Reply)
It's funny because that's the line Bert's parents should have taken.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:33, Reply)
you don't want to know my earliest memory
how about my second earliest?
eating oysters from the jar in the middle of the night with my uncle when I lived with him and my aunt
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)
Oysters from a jar?
Pickled?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:14, Reply)
Bleurgh!

(berk, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)
not pickled, just in a jar
www.pikeplacefish.com/images/p_1112.jpg

I haven't had one since I was a kid, but I must have liked them because we ate them all the time
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:38, Reply)
really boring...
looking at a Ladybird book of nursery rhymes. There was a picture of a doll sitting up on one page, and I remember getting quite cross because I couldn't make her lie down, no matter how hard I pushed the page.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)
My earliest memory?
I remember it like it was yesterday. The 3rd March 2011 it was.

Bloody Altzheimers
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:19, Reply)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:27, Reply)

I went to Germany when I was around 4 years old to visit relatives. It was Christmas time and I was given a cap gun. I remember holding it up at my grandfathers head and repeatedly firing it. I also was given a doll with long blonde hair and blue eyes and feeling a bit put out because she wasn't a brunette.

I also remember being bathed in one of those zinc baths.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:19, Reply)
Aryan supremacy lols.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:20, Reply)
I bet you didn't go back to Germany again
once the war started.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:20, Reply)
Harhar!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)
blousie is old lols

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)
Rub it in why don't you.
As the bishop said to the actress.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:35, Reply)
...then we pushed all these nasty big-nosed people into an oven.
I remember wondering why they were all wearing pyjamas, but Papa told me they were wicked people and that I shouldn't look at them in case I caught something.

Shortly afterwards we moved to Brazil where Papa got a job as a rocket scientist for the US government.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:29, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:30, Reply)
Yeah! that's the jist of it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:31, Reply)
Brazil?
US Government?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:34, Reply)
Garlic?
Bread?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:37, Reply)
That routine never stops getting old.
Oh, hang on a minute, YES IT DOES!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:39, Reply)
'Do you remember Panda Pops?
Do you remember donkey jackets?'

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSIMMTRk44c
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:43, Reply)
Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:46, Reply)
Monday.
Or was it Tuesday? I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:20, Reply)
I remember the Pirate Ship birthday cake my Mum made for my 5th Birthday
It had cannons and jelly sea and rice paper sails!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)
I remember asking my mother why she was so fat when she was heavily pregnant with my sister
I was two years, five months old. And a horrible infant, apparently.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)
I hope your mum answered your question with
'Because everytime I fuck your dad, he gives me a biscuit'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)
Sledging lols.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:24, Reply)
You've been watching too much cricket mate
Speaking of which, what the FUCK were Bangladesh playing at?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)
Ermm, Cricket?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:26, Reply)
Not by any definition of the term that I'm familiar with

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:31, Reply)
I've just the score, they were not playing cricket.
Still, nice to see the Windies doing well again.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:35, Reply)
Ah, the West Indies
or "Chris Gayle and ten others", as they're known in T20 circles
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:37, Reply)
To be honest Darth.
I don't know the first thing about cricket, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:40, Reply)
Oh
Er, me either! *mans up*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:49, Reply)
No, I also recall the ludicrously lengthy discussion of how I was to shortly gain a sister.
After about five seconds I was bored and wanted to go play with my dinosaurs.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:24, Reply)
You are Pebbles
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)
Yes you were
If it helps, my first word was "pussy", apparently. Possibly my most maculine moment to date
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:24, Reply)
Was your second word NO?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:26, Reply)
No idea
Probably

You CHEEKY FUCK
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:31, Reply)
*chortle*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:36, Reply)
Stealing 'plastic' cheese slices
from the fridge in my american friend house and asking her if it was ok, and then making mud pies in the garden. I was 2 and a half.
(berk, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)
I don't fucking know
I distinctly remember slamming the door behind me as I ran out of the house and breaking my 3-year-old sister's nose in the process but that was on my 7th birthday. There must be other stuff before that.

Ooh, Return of the Jedi! First film I ever saw at the cinema. I must have been 4 or 5. That's earlier.

Leave me alone, I had three pints at lunchtime
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)
In the gaybar?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:24, Reply)
Gaybar?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)
GAY BAR! GAY BAR! GAY! BAR!
No
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)
STOP YOU'RE RUINING IT
*flaps wrists in ineffective hissy fit*
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:26, Reply)
Get a room

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:26, Reply)
I'VE GOT ONE
and you're not invited
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:32, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:34, Reply)
*wipes brow*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:38, Reply)
I resent that
When I aim for the mouth, I hit the mouth
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:43, Reply)
Genuine officelol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:46, Reply)
*sticky high-fives*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:50, Reply)
your mention of lunchtime reminds me
I must eat something before I head off and see the accountant.

I keep forgetting to eat and then wondering why I'm getting migraines.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:26, Reply)
I had chciken katsu curry and a pint of Kirin for lunch

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:31, Reply)
Lucky boy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:39, Reply)
I have now had yummy poached eggs on toast
and am working my way through extra toast.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:41, Reply)
I made lemon tarts for my team at work and they're really really really good, everyone lushed them.
Someone ordered a "White mocha" from Starbucks so I called it the Andi Peters Special.

Plus Thai Lunch

OH GEE OH GOSH, awesome day.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:30, Reply)
We ordered 4 18" pizzas for lunch today
Fucking marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:31, Reply)
Internet fatty

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:34, Reply)
I prefer rotund
2 x BBQ chicken
2 x pepperoni

All paid for with lottery winnings

/croissant
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:37, Reply)
...one, waffer theen croissant?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:39, Reply)
*explodes*
Actually, there is one slice of pepperoni left. I may have an afternoon snack
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:40, Reply)
Better had. Your arteries will harden if you don't oil them on an hourly basis.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:44, Reply)
This^
I find coffee also "greases the wheels"
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:45, Reply)
Winning a medal in a little disco competition while on holiday in Italy.
Born a champion, I was.
And being stuck in the airport which according to my memory was mainly made of green wooden beams, but let's focus on the medal.
(Charmander, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:31, Reply)
I had this whole response about your descent from being a champion to being someone who can't spell "made" planned
but realised it would make me no better than Chompy or Rory, so I shall merely say well done for having the most unlikely first memory thus far contributed.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:34, Reply)
Spotted.
I have a caffeine deprivation headache (wah, moan), spelling is beyond me right now.
(Charmander, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:39, Reply)
Caffeine deprivation headaches are fucking rubbish
you have my sympathy, and INTERNET HUGS
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:44, Reply)

sympathy, and INTERNET HUGS coffee
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:45, Reply)
Theoretical coffee is of no use to her
and I STILL haven't built my laser-guided trebuchet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:51, Reply)
Want me to pick you up some Diet Coke?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:48, Reply)
This would be funny if you were male.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:36, Reply)
As it is we're deprived of the opportunity to take the heat off Darth for a bit
and direct our mirth at someone else for being a leotard wearing, glittery fudge packer.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:38, Reply)
Officelol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:39, Reply)
Hahaha
That really should be his sig.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:40, Reply)
When I worked for the Jobcentre
a local confectionary manufacturer put a vacancy ad up for fudge packers.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:43, Reply)
haha!
"I've seen the advert and I'd like to be a fudge packer please"
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:44, Reply)
'I think the commute from Norwich might make this vacancy a little tricky for you, like'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:46, Reply)
3rd officelol of the hour

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:46, Reply)
That's just absolutely cracked me up.
Well done, good Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:52, Reply)
The staff were in fucking hysterics for ages when it went up on the boards.
Right, I need to assist in the kitchen for a bit. B3tans to feed, and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:48, Reply)
MONTY
My friend just texted me to say he's having lunch in a cafe in Munich called "Aryan Bread". It's in the airport as well. Future Montstock destination?
(Charmander, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:46, Reply)
Damn right.
They only sell WHITE bread, I assume?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:47, Reply)
Only coffee, no jew-ce.

(Charmander, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:51, Reply)
Haha
I've been working on a joke for some years now, the closest to finishing it is:

Q: Why does German wine taste so good?
A: (in 'comedy' German accent) itz ze way zey STAMP OUT ZE JUICE!

Lol, rofl etc
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:02, Reply)
This is actually excellent!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:03, Reply)
All my own work.
*GLESS*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:05, Reply)
POZD

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:16, Reply)
*clicks heels*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:18, Reply)
I insist on absolute accuracy in my sigs
and as such will hold no truck with references to sequins or glitter as relates to my dancewear.

Yet.

I have got a spiffing tailsuit to wear tomorrow, however
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:46, Reply)
I remember my first pair of shoes
They were red buckle ones. I remember walking down the drive to meet my sister coming home from school and being proud of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:38, Reply)
I remember being made to wear a dirndle.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:40, Reply)
*googles*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:41, Reply)
*waits for laughter*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:42, Reply)
Heidi?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:43, Reply)
Yup!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:43, Reply)
Thanks.
I've now got the theme tune from Heidi in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:52, Reply)
I have the theme tune to Special Agent Oso in mine
It is annoyingly catchy!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4i1CRv36EM
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:57, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9_HLnQgPHE
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:01, Reply)
I've had the theme from Ski Sunday in my head for about 48 hours now
It's starting to get really irritating.
(berk, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:01, Reply)
You're joking?
I'm listening to the radio station TalkSport and they are playing the Ski Sunday theme RIGHT NOW.

Apparently it was originally written for show-jumping (as the presenter of the show has just informed me).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:03, Reply)
Nope
I can't even remember why or when I heard it, it may have been someone's ringtone, but it's been going around and around and around in my head for quite some time now. Apart from about half an hour yesterday when it was replaced by the Inspector Gadget theme.
(berk, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:10, Reply)
Go! Go! Gadget theme tune!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:12, Reply)
Doug E Fresh lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:13, Reply)
The Show!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:14, Reply)
Do be do be do Inspector Gadget
do be do be do ooo ooo.

That's not an improvement, Jeff.
(berk, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:15, Reply)
Am I right in remembering that in addition to Inspector/Uncle Gadget there was also Penny and Brains?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:16, Reply)
You are correct sir

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:19, Reply)
What was the evil baddie type called?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:23, Reply)
MAD?
Dr Mad?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:25, Reply)
That sounds familiar.
EDIT: It was Dr Claw, his cat was called M.A.D (So Google tells me)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:28, Reply)
Yes you are.

(berk, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:21, Reply)
And the same question to you!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:24, Reply)
did you lot have jelly shoes?
they were the shit back in the day
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:42, Reply)

the

Still are. Yes we did, they were worn by total cunts like Spandau Ballet in the early 80s.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)
and children on the beach

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:18, Reply)
I remember crying for ages at home
because the teacher told me off for calling her 'Old Boot' when her name was Mrs Wellington.

Sorry, the shoe thing reminded me of that
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:44, Reply)
You are very witty.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:47, Reply)
haha for a five year old

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:51, Reply)
Thanks

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:51, Reply)
I was about five or six years old
and saw my first ever VW Scirocco. It was a brand new, pale gold mk2. I thought it was the coolest car ever.

Shortly after that I saw my first ever female bottom during a game of Doctors and Nurses.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:43, Reply)
Your mother gave birth to you fully clothed, then?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:48, Reply)
I'd say my earliest memory is from when I was about 5
I remember playing with blocks, when I was in reception.

Aside from that, they're all a bit of a jumble, not sure which came where. Things only start becoming clearer at about the age of 8.

EDIT: I do remember that I was a little shit in Reception, and made a Dinner lady cry. I was given something to eat, and complained. She said if I ate it all, I'd grow up like her. My response of 'Fat?' was not well accepted, it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:51, Reply)
+ol

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:54, Reply)
Well, that too

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:55, Reply)

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