I don't fucking know
I distinctly remember slamming the door behind me as I ran out of the house and breaking my 3-year-old sister's nose in the process but that was on my 7th birthday. There must be other stuff before that.

Ooh, Return of the Jedi! First film I ever saw at the cinema. I must have been 4 or 5. That's earlier.

Leave me alone, I had three pints at lunchtime
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:23, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

In the gaybar?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Gaybar?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)

GAY BAR! GAY BAR! GAY! BAR!
No
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)

STOP YOU'RE RUINING IT
*flaps wrists in ineffective hissy fit*
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Get a room

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:26, Reply)

I'VE GOT ONE
and you're not invited
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:34, Reply)

*wipes brow*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:38, Reply)

I resent that
When I aim for the mouth, I hit the mouth
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Genuine officelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:46, Reply)

*sticky high-fives*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:50, Reply)

your mention of lunchtime reminds me
I must eat something before I head off and see the accountant.

I keep forgetting to eat and then wondering why I'm getting migraines.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:26, Reply)

I had chciken katsu curry and a pint of Kirin for lunch

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Lucky boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:39, Reply)

I have now had yummy poached eggs on toast
and am working my way through extra toast.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:41, Reply)