Winning a medal in a little disco competition while on holiday in Italy.
Born a champion, I was.
And being stuck in the airport which according to my memory was mainly made of green wooden beams, but let's focus on the medal.
(Charmander, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:31, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I had this whole response about your descent from being a champion to being someone who can't spell "made" planned
but realised it would make me no better than Chompy or Rory, so I shall merely say well done for having the most unlikely first memory thus far contributed.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:34, Reply)

Spotted.
I have a caffeine deprivation headache (wah, moan), spelling is beyond me right now.
(Charmander, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Caffeine deprivation headaches are fucking rubbish
you have my sympathy, and INTERNET HUGS
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:44, Reply)

sympathy, and INTERNET HUGS coffee
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Theoretical coffee is of no use to her
and I STILL haven't built my laser-guided trebuchet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Want me to pick you up some Diet Coke?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:48, Reply)

This would be funny if you were male.

( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:36, Reply)

As it is we're deprived of the opportunity to take the heat off Darth for a bit
and direct our mirth at someone else for being a leotard wearing, glittery fudge packer.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Officelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Hahaha
That really should be his sig.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:40, Reply)

When I worked for the Jobcentre
a local confectionary manufacturer put a vacancy ad up for fudge packers.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:43, Reply)

haha!
"I've seen the advert and I'd like to be a fudge packer please"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:44, Reply)

'I think the commute from Norwich might make this vacancy a little tricky for you, like'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:46, Reply)

3rd officelol of the hour

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:46, Reply)

That's just absolutely cracked me up.
Well done, good Sir.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:52, Reply)

The staff were in fucking hysterics for ages when it went up on the boards.
Right, I need to assist in the kitchen for a bit. B3tans to feed, and all that.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:48, Reply)

MONTY
My friend just texted me to say he's having lunch in a cafe in Munich called "Aryan Bread". It's in the airport as well. Future Montstock destination?
(Charmander, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Damn right.
They only sell WHITE bread, I assume?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Only coffee, no jew-ce.

(Charmander, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Haha
I've been working on a joke for some years now, the closest to finishing it is:

Q: Why does German wine taste so good?
A: (in 'comedy' German accent) itz ze way zey STAMP OUT ZE JUICE!

Lol, rofl etc
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:02, Reply)

This is actually excellent!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:03, Reply)

All my own work.
*GLESS*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:05, Reply)

POZD

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:16, Reply)

*clicks heels*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:18, Reply)

I insist on absolute accuracy in my sigs
and as such will hold no truck with references to sequins or glitter as relates to my dancewear.

Yet.

I have got a spiffing tailsuit to wear tomorrow, however
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:46, Reply)