I guess...

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:06, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Plus I'm saying you had sex with your flatmate
who we both agree is a smoking hotty.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Hells yeah.
She won't see this just yet htough, she's nipped out to buy fags. b3ta has ruined her.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:08, Reply)

careful, al
you'll be saying loudly, "ahem. it IS amazing that she's still single" in a minute.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Well, since she's a student it's not that amazing
she clearly just likes to play the field. She's young, she can do that without worrying that she's going to die alone and get eaten by cats.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:13, Reply)

All these bloody young ones :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:14, Reply)

You're still young.
Well, youngish. And if you could just rid yourself of the extremist right wing views I'm sure you'd find yourself a wonderful chap.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Only you would think they're extreme :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:17, Reply)

*coughs*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Would you like a throat sweet?
I have some lovely eucalyptus ones
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:24, Reply)

They're really not :(
I'm a Conservative. That doesn't make me some sort of far right extremist
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:24, Reply)

The sadfacing doesn't wash, Imelda!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Yeah Amberl,
what you want to do is listen to NICK CLEGG AND HIS CRONIES. They offer a credible 'third way' and he's really good in a debate.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Yeah, says you.
Spare a thought for those of us teetering on zimmerframe territory
( Kroney, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Pfft.
All you bloody young ones. (although I admit in worldly cynicism and misanthropy you are about 87)
(berk, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Haha
maybe this is why I can't date anyone. I am not full of the joys of spring and life
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:18, Reply)

I maintain that the reason men don't ask you on dates
is because they are terrified of your enormous intellect and intimidated by your similarly-sized bosom. You're too awesome for them, clearly, and so they never ask.
Perhaps you just need to find someone as equally misanthropic? Monty is taken though.
(berk, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:22, Reply)

I think you're pretty much spot on with this

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:27, Reply)

you missed the point
but it was not a point that was worth repeating.

i don't think anyone worries about dying alone, do they? mmm. peace and quiet. and no being nudged in the back by a selfish erection every morning...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:17, Reply)

And if you think about it,
in reality everyone dies alone. Even if they take others with them at the point of death.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:21, Reply)

I know Swipey, I got it

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:22, Reply)