You vs The Goat
I'm intrigued to see which of you spouts more shit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:32, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Who is the goat?
I reckon I will win!!!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Tinfoil hat wearing mental
used to post on QOTW, before he got banned. Chompo might've linked you up, except he now thinks you're Team Foxtrot.
( Kroney, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:40, Reply)

I've now realised that this must mean that Psychochomp is the one with his shirt off all the time
because, let's be honest, Darth's going to be the one covered in glitter.
( Kroney, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Totally talking to myself, here.

( Kroney, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:53, Reply)

+ Gary
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Famous one time b3tan and tinfoil hatter.
Conspiracy theory nut job and nemesis of Enzyme, in that Enzyme used to wipe the floor with him every time he posted some ridiculous twaddle.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:41, Reply)

he really did put in a lot of effort
reckon he is now living off grid?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:43, Reply)

God only knows.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:48, Reply)

ur Brian Wilson AICM Fireman's helmet and sandpit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:02, Reply)

*Smiley smiles*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:06, Reply)

*Goes looking for pet sounds*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:07, Reply)

It's a very good second hand record shop.
Just off Old Eldon Square in Newcastle.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:08, Reply)

You prefer Old Elton John
you enormous hur-murr.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:10, Reply)

I fucking do not.
Not now he's got himself sprogged up; he's no bloody fun anymore.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:15, Reply)

You know that David Furnish?
That's you that is. That's you being butch.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:16, Reply)

On the subject of....
Elton John and David Furnish decide to have a baby.
They mix their sperm together and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated with it.
When the baby was born, they rush to the hospital.
A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming but over in the corner, one baby is smiling serenely.
A nurse comes by, and to the delight of the gay fathers, she points out the happy child is theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful!" Elton says to David. "All these unhappy babies and yet our baby is so happy.
This just proves the superiority of gay love!"
The nurse says, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the thermometer out of his backside".
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Bahahahaha!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:20, Reply)

That's not as funny as the drunk gyppoes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:20, Reply)

I'm going to have to look at this now.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:21, Reply)

I am utterly baffled by the negative responses on here.
The first five seconds has me in FITS.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:29, Reply)

I can't find it, Monty.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:30, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=owvK24p9GHQ
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Found it.
Bit of an anti-climax, really. Not enough lucky heather and robbery.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:35, Reply)

I just don't get it.
It fucking cracks me up. Am I weird?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:39, Reply)

To be fair,
they do look a bit like a cut price Levellers tribute band.

Alt: yes.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:40, Reply)

I've been to Romania a few times.
Perhaps this makes it funnier for me. The whole miserable shabbiness of it all is hysterical to me. He's a fucking pop star - and that's his video. I think that's brilliant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:47, Reply)

You being weird is a given.
They are no Crystal Swing.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:42, Reply)

It would be if you shoved thermometers up their arses as they did their dance.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:21, Reply)

And he'd send abusive gazzes to anyone who dared contradict him, which is part of the reason why he got banned.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Ah, I did wonder.
I knew it couldn't have been purely down to his posts.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:48, Reply)