meatlols.
a massive smoke then, if you prefer. yes I have but my friend and bloke haven't. not that their attention is entirely on the film..
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:01, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Are they snogging in front of you?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:02, Reply)

a bit
but it's not like it's getting to the heavy petting stage or owt.
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Snogging's not on if there's only one other person in the room

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Print this out


And remind them of what constitutes acceptable behaviour.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:10, Reply)

it's her house
and i'm being just as antisocial by being on my phone.
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:13, Reply)

It's not about that.
Ignoring each other is fine. Going as far as snogs with only one other person in the room is bluuurgh.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Thanks for that.
'Bluuuuurgh' reminds me of Timmy Mallet and his hammer-based word association game, Mallet's Mallet.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:17, Reply)

Look at the camera, wave your Wacaday plaster and say blurgh

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:18, Reply)

hah.
I remember timmy mallet.
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:19, Reply)

Glad I'm not the only one that thinks this.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:25, Reply)

Manners.
Perverts.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:29, Reply)

Not so long ago I shared a living room with a very happy pair who were practically fucking on the sofa, even though the lass's boyfriend was just upstairs.
On the plus side, it wasn't my living room.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:35, Reply)

Have people no shame?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:37, Reply)

Not these days Roots, not these days.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:38, Reply)

Fair enough.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:16, Reply)

Are they making you uncomfortable?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:04, Reply)

not excessively
after all, some of my attention is elsewhere as well.
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:09, Reply)

you're touching yourself in public?

(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Halibut!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:13, Reply)

you wish I was!

(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:18, Reply)

Well roll another fat one and get stoned.
Alternatively, put the kettle on, the 5 minutes you spend making tea will give your mates other half the chance for a sneaky grope of your friend.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:12, Reply)

I went to the bathroom earlier
there was gropage going on when I got back. I daren't leave again in case they get worse!
also, don't drink tea.
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:22, Reply)

You could go for a massive dump?
That'll give him chance to get cloth tits or inside-tops.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:24, Reply)

then ruin the atmos by striding back into the room to warn them not to go in there for at least ten minutes

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:26, Reply)

I like your thinking
but I'm just not that wrong or mean.
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:28, Reply)

They're wrong.
The humpy buggers.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:31, Reply)

it's only polite to warn them
you can't just leave something like that for them to find.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:34, Reply)

there's nothing worse than a ghost poo
unflushable with a lingering aroma and nobody's ever willing to own up to doing it.
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:37, Reply)

You on about Columbo?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:38, Reply)

if poos could smoke cigars that'd be really weird.

(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:42, Reply)

What if poos had a little dog?

(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:43, Reply)

(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:49, Reply)

I fucking hate it when some cunt leaves a floater in the work toilets
You open up the lid and it's right there in your face.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:37, Reply)

You don't look that short

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:38, Reply)

Well you shouldn't drink straight from the bowl.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:38, Reply)

you'd know all about that, eh Jeff?
with your predelictions..
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:44, Reply)

Well, it is customary when on a date, to go out a share a few drinks.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:49, Reply)

eeew!

(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:53, Reply)

Like you've never had a cheeky slurp

(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:55, Reply)

berk thinks Armitage Shanks is the name of a pub.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:58, Reply)

I quite like strongbow
but even that's isn't that bad.
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:00, Reply)

You can pick your bowl based on the toliet cleaner that gets used.
Tonight, I want something with a pine taste.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:10, Reply)

mmm, minty fresh!
i'm ashamed to say i've been in bars that had cocktails that bad. drank then anyway though..
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:16, Reply)

That doesn't surprise me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:16, Reply)

I don't know what you could possibly mean by that.

(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:19, Reply)

we had a serial offender at work
someone filled out a full risk assessment form detailing the hazards and posted it in the bogs.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:43, Reply)

hahahaha
Maybe berk could announce she was doing for a massive dump, but add the caveat that 'Don't worry, I won't walk straight back in, it'll be a double-flusher for sure, so keep your ears peeled for the chain getting tugged for a second time'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:29, Reply)

you're even more wrong and mean than him up there ^

(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:33, Reply)

*BEAMS*
Result! I've out grossed 'Him up there ^'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:40, Reply)

You out grossed GOD? FUCKING HELL THAT'S AMAZING!

(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:43, Reply)

I was very impressed by this post the other day
http://www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1106793. I was apparently too disgusting for sportscow and DF.

*prouds*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:48, Reply)

Well done!
That really is foul.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:50, Reply)

thank you.
I was rather pleased with that one.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:56, Reply)

pfft
like that comes as a surprise, you massive filthmonger.
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:51, Reply)

Well, after constantly being asked to leave the Internet following a host of shit puns.
It seems like a natural progression to move onto 'shit' jokes.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:54, Reply)

oh god, please don't
I thought it couldn't get any worse, but apparently it can..
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:58, Reply)

I'm just going through the motions.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:59, Reply)

that's a load of shit.

(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:02, Reply)