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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I was nearly Wolf from Gladiators' son.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:49, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
But you fucking FAILED and made him leave

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:50, Reply)
He got arrested for assault so she broke up with him :(

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:59, Reply)
Good woman.
It still sucks though.
Wonder if Wolf is a good cook.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:01, Reply)
dinner's READYYYY!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:04, Reply)
Meal times would be class.
"Barry, you will eat on my first whistle" etc.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:08, Reply)
I remember seeing an interview with him once
banging on about how much he loved his mother.

Came across a bit Jimmy Saville, really.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:10, Reply)
and he could tell you bedtime stories about that one time Ulrika boffed the entire male cast
including that Scottish referee guy.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:12, Reply)
More importantly, Barry could have fixed me up with Jet.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:15, Reply)
She hasn't aged well.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:20, Reply)
Has she not.
I've not seen her on the telly in about 20 years, what does she look like these days?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:25, Reply)
I googled her.
She looks ok.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:26, Reply)
Diners READYYY!
3-2-1 *blows whistle*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:13, Reply)
That is the most brilliant (and random) post ever.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:52, Reply)
My mum went out with him for six years, broke up with him and met my dad pretty much straight after and then had me.
When she told me about it I didn't speak to her for about two days, I was *this* close to being the son of a Gladiator.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:59, Reply)
You do know how sperms work, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:03, Reply)
Hahahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:05, Reply)
Wolf was 10 points ahead of Barry's dad
So his sperm had a 5 second headstart.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:14, Reply)
never made it past the eliminator.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:19, Reply)
Stan Boardman fancied my mum and based his whole I HATE THE GERMANS act around her.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:56, Reply)
Did your mum bomb Stan's local chippy?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:57, Reply)
No but my nan might have.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:58, Reply)
What a dirty Fokker!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:59, Reply)

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