Ms Foxtrot bloody loves pancakes
so this evening, whilst she is out teaching, I will be attempting to make, and indeed toss, gluten-free pancakes. I can assure you from experience that this is an unbelievable pain in the fucking arse.

I will then make a vegetarian chilli to go in them and let her choose what she wants on her sweet pancakes her fucking self
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:47, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

oh man
how mad will you be if she's late for that?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Under current circumstances
I'll let her off.

*refuses to take bait*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Gluten free veggie?
*shakes head*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Don't get me started

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)

If she was born 200 years ago she would have starved to death

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:56, Reply)

But she'd never have met me
Swings and roundabouts
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:59, Reply)

If she had been born 200 years ago
she'd never have gotten such silly ideas in her head in the first place.
( Kroney, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I have a recipe for GF pancakes which I have found to work
if you don't already have one? Bit of a faff though as I recall.
(berk, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Any help very gratefully appreciated honey
I've only done it once before and faff didn't begin to cover it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)

use buckwheat flour

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Interesting
I think we've got some of that. Whatever I used last time proved very difficult to keep in a vaguely coherent state.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:00, Reply)

buckwheat should be ok
it's what the french use to make galettes, which are the savoury version of crepes.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Thank you very much
You're more useful than I gave you credit for
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:07, Reply)

ask me about cookery, surfing or guitars and you will get a sensible answer
anything else and you are running a risk of getting nonsense back.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:09, Reply)

I played my guitar last night for 3 hours for the first time in months!
Fucking great it was too! My fingers hurt like fuck today though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:11, Reply)

My skin seems to heal too quickly
so despite having regularly played guitar for *quick calculation* 16 years I haven't got callouses or anything, which means that whenever I play a gig I end up with shredded finger tips.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Mine normally harden up after a few days
Just dont get the chance to play very often and did last night so took it!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)

mine really are soft
and I play pretty regularly. It's a bit of a pain
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:21, Reply)

superglue??

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:22, Reply)

wouldn't last
I tell you, I heal too fast
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Use your bone claws as plectrums then
You hairy Canadian bastard.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:25, Reply)

hahahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Buy a plectrum then you tight cunt

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:17, Reply)

If I were kind I'd assume you were making a joke
but I'm not so I'm going with you being a complete fucking idiot.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:18, Reply)

*sigh*
Of course I'm making a fucking joke. I used to play myself. Staggeringly, obscenely badly, which is why I gave up, and never talk about it.

You fucking prat

/Brick Top
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:22, Reply)

you fucking cunt

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:24, Reply)

I reckon I've watched Snatch Wars once a day at my desk for the last month
It's tragic really. As soon as someone finds me something better than that on YouTube maybe I can move on
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Taff Wars:
Much better.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Is that a real thing
and if so, why no linky?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:53, Reply)

You don't use a plecturm with both hands you thick cunt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Do you want a biscuit?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:22, Reply)

?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:22, Reply)

'Joey wants a biscuit'
(c) Joey Deacon's translator, Blue Peter c.1983
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:25, Reply)

*understands*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Just make an omelette
and cover it in sugar. She'll never know
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:00, Reply)

She will a few hours later when she has a shit
and then so will I
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:03, Reply)

From the safety of the settee
Just close the door and you won't hear the grunts and moans as she shites her own spine out
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:14, Reply)

No, but I will hear "was there gluten in those pancakes?" shortly thereafter
lols for "Shites her own spine out"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:17, Reply)

They're easy
Take one box of Cornflakes, remove the cornflakes, cut a circle out of the cardboard, place your veggie crap onto the circle, roll it up et voila!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)

*applause*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Quite
This is admittedly very funny, but after 9 years of hardly any meat slightly too close to the bone (unintentional) for a click
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:18, Reply)

It isn't your fault your cock has been worn down to a nub by all those hairy sandpaper like arses its been up

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:23, Reply)

5/10
convoluted and eye-watering
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Harsh scores man!!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I can't play favourites
No bonuses just because you're a top bloke. If the scoring system were biased then all would descend into chaos
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:44, Reply)

*ponders next insult*
I'm getting a 10 today, mark my words
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:45, Reply)

I certainly hope so
A 10 would be a thing of beauty indeed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:47, Reply)

I bet you wish you were getting a 10 today. Incher that is.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:20, Reply)