I shall form a company that make slippers for men that aren't shit.
Fucking clean up, I will*.




*Literally. The idea is so shit I'll end up as a bin man.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:43, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I have slippers with breasts on.
Your move, Monty.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:53, Reply)

NICE ONE!
I bet you also have a 'bra and knickers' cooking apron!!!

You fucking northerners are so hideously common.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:55, Reply)

I have a cow apron

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Nope, I'm neither middle aged, nor a retard.
Two things you also hold over me.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:09, Reply)

But you are, by your own admission, common?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:23, Reply)

I don't feel the need to address being called 'common' by someone who lives in a crack den.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:28, Reply)

A Crack den in London will always be far superior to a "normal" house in Middlesborough
or whatever frozen, polluted hell hole you call home.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:35, Reply)

No such thing exists in Boro

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:36, Reply)

Macclesfield, next to 2 very rich towns.
And I live in an old Georgian(?) mansion.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:41, Reply)

The fact that you used the word "rich" proves my point

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Fair enough
Feel free to choose your own adjective to describe Wilmslow and Alderley Edge.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:29, Reply)

They should be called NIPpers then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Or Slappers

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:22, Reply)

Monty, just letting you know, I got a Yop on my desk and one in my bag.
Yo' yo' yo', mike check, one two, one two.
I got a yop on me desk 'cus yop is best,
I used to be a heroin feind you know what I mean,
Instead of jacking up I shake it up and fill a cup with that yoppy stuff.

Yo' yo' yo', I got a yop on my desk 'cus I know what is best.
I love that last gloopy bit 'cus I don't leave what I don't detest.
Strawberry was the only flavour they had, and it makes me glad, because strawb flave is fab.
If you don't like it I'll kick you like I'm a member of the triad.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:05, Reply)

*signs Gonz up to 8-album deal*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Ey yo Gonz with ya Yoplait, you just a top gay
All that dairy you drunk, was Foxtrot’s spunk
You like to give him mad hugs, I prefer the Massive Drugs
So take your yoghurt drink and shove it, you know you’d fucking love it
Right up your ass….I’d rather stick to my grass
IT’S LIKE THAT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:24, Reply)

BWOOOOOY!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:34, Reply)