All dogs are fucking shit.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:28, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Cats are shit
Dogs are awesome.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:28, Reply)

To clarify, both have their merits

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Oh no, your thing is better than my thing, whatever shall we do?!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Agree to disagree?
Or duel, your choice.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:38, Reply)

Meh.
I'm just impressed you've got that graph in your profile.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:43, Reply)

hahahahahaha

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:46, Reply)

It amused me

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:50, Reply)

dogs are awesome. Mildew is an awesome soppy dog and i can't believe you are insulting DG and Tourettes by saying their dog is shit. Seriously Noel what the fuck is up with you? I can't believe you just did that. You're dead to me now

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Oh, it's nothing personal, their dog may well be awesome, but all dogs are shit.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:32, Reply)

oh it's personal
for the record you have also insulted my mum and gonz.
And probably Gonz's mum
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Then my work here is done.
/ac
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:35, Reply)

I think I prefered single-noel
pining-for-a-girl-half-his-age-on-the-other-side-of-the-world-noel is a bastard
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:40, Reply)

I've always been a bit of a bastard.
I'm learning from the best *ruffles hair*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:41, Reply)

yeah but I like dogs so I'm allowed to be a bastard
Also I phoned my mum yesterday and she said she was feeling a bit down so I've sent her some flowers with what have been my drinking money for the week because I'm secretly lovely.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:44, Reply)

OMG, I'm secretly lovely too!
Can I braid your hair?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:54, Reply)

You can do my ironing?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:55, Reply)

I'm not that fucking lovely.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:56, Reply)

oh.. :(

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:02, Reply)

www.amazon.co.uk/Dog-that-Saved-Life-Incredible/dp/0007339208
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/feb/24/labrador-awarded-animals-victoria-cross
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gander_(dog)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Oh gonz, I was just baiting.
I'd never seriously slag off an entire species of animal. Except scorpions, the little pincery fuckers.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:54, Reply)

This little bitey fly things, "no-see-them", they might be midges or something... fucking pointless species.
You get clouds of them so big in cyprus that the even get in your eyes and all over your food and give you so many bites tiny that it looks like a rash; each bite individually doesn't do anything but when you're covered them, they're soo itchy. If you slap your hand do your body your hand comes out with tiny black dots because there are so many of them.

Fucking pointless creatures, they're not used as a major source of food by other animals eaither.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Trouble is, they do have a point, to replicate DNA.
Fucking life's got a lot to answer for.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:03, Reply)