I hate it when you're madly besotted with a girl, you share the same sense of humour, her family are great, you have the same goals in life....
... and she looks exactly what you go for, everything is perfect, you can see you both scuba diving at 65. That money is no worries because you both live inside your means. Both of you like the same telly shows, have a disliking for tuna, and she's filthy in all the right ways in the bedroom. Only for it to turn out she's a faun sent by the tree spirits to trick you into believing in love. Sure, it's fine to begin with, you try to look past it, but as time goes on you resent her for her goat legs. It's the little things like the way her knees bend backwards that iritate you, it's amazing how you didn't see it before; that her bottom half is that of a goat. It's not that people in that condition don't deserve love, and sure, she's great and everything, but maybe it would be best to find someone new? So you sabitarge the relationship, you start working late and eventually it all falls appart.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 8:59, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

this is some of your best work
edit: someone on talk said you got banned yesterday. That doesn't seem to be the case. Why would they say that Gonz? Why?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:00, Reply)

Rumours of my demise are greatly exasorated.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:19, Reply)

That age old story.
Boy falls for goat girl. Goat girl irritates boy. Boy works late and goat girl leaves.

How many times have we heard it?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:02, Reply)

I know, if there's one more Hollywood romcom with the boy/goat girl storyline I'm going to explode.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:05, Reply)

You kid?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:05, Reply)

LEAVE THE INTERNET

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:10, Reply)

I bet he feels like a silly billy now

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:14, Reply)

no need to be so gruff with him.

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:42, Reply)

In some ways it would be easier if she had the head of a goat and the legs of a lady.
Less chance of pretending things are fine.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:05, Reply)

Oh, I really wouldn't care if it was that way 'round.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:20, Reply)

but what about the weird goat eyes?
why do they have such weird eyes?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:27, Reply)

The pupil is elongated which gives them better peripheral vision to see predators and such. Deers also have this
truattenboroughfact

It does mean they tend to run into small trees directly in front of them they don't see though
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:31, Reply)

awesome
it's one of those things I've always wanted to know but couldn't be arsed to google.

I am in your debt.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:36, Reply)

You should totally watch Life of Mammals
In fact you shuold watch all the Life Of... series. My mum has bought me two more for my birthday *excited glees*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:38, Reply)

I will do so
I love nature programmes.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:43, Reply)