Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Nope. Absolutely none. Not since Justin Fashanu died.Of bumdering.
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Is this to say his death opened up an enormous black hole which dragged all the other bumders into it?(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:00, Reply)
Serious answer; Justin Fashanu endured an horrific time after being the first openly gay footballer and this experience, in the mid-80's, has deterred any other gay professional footballers from being honest about it publicly, no matter how bloody obvious it may be *cough*John O'Shea*cough*
Audience-appropriate answer; yes
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I was not aware of any Irish Man Utd gay playersWhere does this info come from? Gaz please!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:05,
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Well look at himYes, that's it. There were rumours linking him with Will Young a while ago, and also the suggestion that he was singled out because his surname rhymes with "O'Gay", but my Gaydar is generally highly accurate. Dean Ashton, he's another one, not that he's exactly a professional footballer any more.
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He did look a bit camp, I'll give you that(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:09,
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When he played at Norwich there were two distinct camps (no pun intended)those who were so enamoured with his footballing ability as to refuse to believe the rumours about him and Jason Shackell in the showers, and the non-homophobic population of Norfolk who were not in the least surprised when said rumours surfaced. All three of us.
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"my Gaydar is generally highly accurate"You do yourself NO FAVOURS, you know that?
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You're a man.How big a bag can I take to Brighton without looking like an image-obsessed girlpants?
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how long are you going for?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:24,
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Friday - TuesdayI have too many clothes and I'm terribly indecisive.
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for that many days you can go for a medium-sized baga full on suitcase is too much, but you can away with more than just a rucksack
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:28,
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I'm not sure I can survive with a medium sized bag. Ugh, someone needs to do my packing for me.
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if you bring all your stuff here and pay methen I'll do it
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:32,
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If he lives in Brighton he might be a fashionista himselfHe should understand
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Oh dearWell there's no point packing light and spending the whole time wishing you'd brought this and that.
Aren't you planning to spend most of your time there naked?
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Well, yesBut I have to pack for gigs, going out and generally looking hot too.
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Asking him for an itinerary to plan against is probably a bit weirdThe only answer is to pak two outfits for every day, including a couple of base items like jeans and skirts than you can combine with varying different tops, etc
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That was my plan.I wish I didn't have this many clothes sometimes. Now I have to decide what to wear tonight. I hate being a girl.
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Do you really think we don't have the same dilemmas?Right, guys?
*tumbleweed*
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That was a slightly odd statementI assume this is related to your unwillingness to wear heels at a gig
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No, kitten heels can GTFO.Sky-high or nothing. Anyway chick, I'm watching PMQs so I'm going to toddle off for some lunch, I might be back on later. x
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He's married thoughIf I was putting money on anyone it would be Gerard Pique
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:14,
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Well Barrymore claims he's bisexualand Elton John is just a cunt
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:23,
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I don't know, the only time I'm aware of him voluntarily going near a womanwas his duet with Kiki Dee.
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Kroney, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:23,
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That was a long duet. Must have been horrendous.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:28,
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it was horrendousand I only heard a few minutes of it
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:28,
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He was, as was Mercury I think(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:25,
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I seem to recall that Freddie Mercury may have been married as welledit: nope, just in a long relationship with a woman for a while
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:25,
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That's ringing a bell here.So what have we learned?
Edited for political correctness.
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Kroney, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:26,
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EveryoneAlthough English supporters are surprisingly less rooted in the Stone Age than other nationalities, ref. the England-Spain friendly about 5 years ago when Shaun Wright-Phillips endured monkey noises from the crowd whenever he touched the ball
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Salsa can fuck fucking offIt's not a dance, it's just wiggling. It's a pasttime for idiots without the patience or discipline to learn a real dance.
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I have an inappropriate number of left feetso I cannot comment on dancing difficulty, other than my patented drunk dance which resembles falling over
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:07,
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Salsa's easyIf you can move your hips, arms and occasionally feet at the same time, you can do Salsa
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