OK going to be really boring here (what's new?)
I have no food in the kitchen (well very little) so I need to go to the shops. What should I get for tea?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:34, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Cornetto.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:36, Reply)

a great fucking fat lamb donner mixed chicken shish with no salad extra chilli sauce
boss
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:38, Reply)

this is shaping up to be a healthy and satisfying tea

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:38, Reply)

get involved

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:43, Reply)

Here's one for you....
- 'Very Lazy' chilli
- 'Very Lazy' Garlic
- Bit of Pasta
- Some sort of prawn/crab-sticks/crab/crayfish/whatever
- Bottle of white
- Single creme (about 300ml) & Chives or Parsley (optional)

... same deal as that thing I showed you before with a teaspoon of the chilli and two teaspoons of that garlic. Plonk in about 3/4 of a glass of white, let it reduce down to barely anything, plonk in the prawns and the cremefresh/chives, let it reduce a bit more so it goes thicker....and stir through some pasta.

The saucy bit will be done by the time the pasta is boiled.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:49, Reply)

here fuck orf with your cooking
and your making shit
with effort and that
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:57, Reply)

but it looks lush
if I make it to that side of the world I hope restaurant gonz will be open for business
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:58, Reply)

fuck that mush
id whisk you off for a few at the spoons before chowing down at ponders end kebabby for a sweet one mixed with chips and a chat from the boys behind the till
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 19:02, Reply)

I have no idea what you said but it sounds AWESOME

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 19:03, Reply)

its a DATE

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 19:04, Reply)

I'll even wear my hottie shoes that make me look like Shaq

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 19:18, Reply)

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Never mind, dear. I'll take you for a few beverages at my local before enjoying a meat-and-salad pitta and fries and perhaps there'll be some flirting.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 19:06, Reply)

salad?
fuck orf
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 19:08, Reply)

hahahaha figured as much

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 19:17, Reply)

Hah, that ain't effort in the slightest, plus it'll do you for lunch the next day.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 19:08, Reply)

aww man, i just got back
perhaps I will make this some other time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 19:35, Reply)