I thought you only went for internet mentals
But fear not, the "Where was my invite?" line implicitly wraps up sentiments along the lines of, "I like this person, I want to get them on my own in a social situation without embarrassing myself by being too forward. And then I want to dye their hair red, call them Mary Jane and spiderman them!"

That last part might just be me though. You should definitely feel confident in it being sexy drinks. I promise.
( djtrialprice, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:12, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Not just internet mentals
I go for real life mentals too, sometimes. It's just that internet mentals are more frequent because I spend more time on here than I do in real life.

I am not convinced and I will remain unconvinced until, ooh, probably about three pints in on Friday when I start to get a bit lairy and inadvisable, at which point he'll either totally go for it or tell me to fuck off.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:19, Reply)

There's only one way to find out...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:20, Reply)

Drink four pints tonight
then ring him up and slur something about love down the phone to him
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:21, Reply)

I'm not slurring anything to anyone tonight, thank you very much!
Especially not to a bloke I've never met before.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:23, Reply)

Ahahaha, proper lol
no, I'm playing it cool, calm and collected. After all the should I/shouldn't I-ing I must not make a giant knob of myself.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:25, Reply)

you'll be fine hon, all the best in snaring him

( djtrialprice, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:29, Reply)

Haha, you've clearly no idea
just how badly I can, have and probably will embarrass myself in situations like this.
But thanks!
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:31, Reply)

Once I have someone's phone number
I'm all over the drunken texting.
( djtrialprice, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:31, Reply)

Ditto
one of the reasons I haven't put it in my phone yet...
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:34, Reply)

Luckily this isn't something
I often fall prey to. Occasionally though, and the shame is terrible
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:44, Reply)

?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:24, Reply)

Meh
as long as I've had a couple of pints and I get to see him topless.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:26, Reply)

Will you be baking some cakes and making some ice-cream the night before, just in case you get to show what a domestic goddess you are?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:31, Reply)

No, but I did promise him a birthday cake
in a couple of weeks time.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:33, Reply)

Will you be making him something you can jump out of?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:36, Reply)

Like underwear?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:37, Reply)

I can't imagine berk will wear any on her date.
'for convenience'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:38, Reply)

she could give them to a stag party
It's perfectly normal.
( djtrialprice, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:40, Reply)

Oi!
what kind of classless slapper do you take me for?! Sexy undies are FAR superior to no undies.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:40, Reply)

I think you're a classy-slapper berk.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:46, Reply)

I am deeply offended by this.

(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:50, Reply)

No you're not.
You're still grinning from ear-to-ear at getting a date with Tennis Bloke.

(Or am I wrong?)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:54, Reply)

Oh hell
I'm not sure if I've got a nice matching pair that fits properly... gah, the clothing crisis has started already!
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:39, Reply)

Oops, sorry berk.
Didn't mean to give you additional stress!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:44, Reply)

la Senza is your friend
your friend not mine
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:45, Reply)

I've just had a look
I am unimpressed with their selection of suitably boost-y bras.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:47, Reply)

Might be worth going to the actual store
and no complaining cause y'know your size wasn't what you expected
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:51, Reply)

Attributing a larger letter to them
does not make them any less little.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:53, Reply)

Pfft whatever you say

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:55, Reply)

The only way to prove this
is for me to show you my boobs and I'm sure you'd rather I didn't, so you'll just have to take my word for it that I own a number of flattering bras which make them look considerably bigger than they are.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:57, Reply)

Wear one of them then
you don't need new stuff in that case
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:00, Reply)

Ah, but they're not matching though
plus I don't actually own a bra in the size I've been told I am.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:14, Reply)

Excuse for some shopping then :)

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:15, Reply)

Indeed!
if I could only find something in Senza/Debenhams that I like!
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:19, Reply)

Surely TC has a rough idea as to your shape from tennis?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:59, Reply)

I suppose so
and sweaty lycra is not a flattering look...
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:12, Reply)

Maybe it works for him?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:14, Reply)

Well, as long as he doesn't prefer that look
to whatever I wear on Friday, it'll be fine...
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:20, Reply)

I was in there recently
They really don't have much variation of sizes do they?
( djtrialprice, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:47, Reply)

I know :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:50, Reply)

night all
Still mean to get round to emailing you at some point.
( djtrialprice, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:54, Reply)

Really?
Every time I go in and spot something I like, they only ever seem to have it in ginormo-boob sizes, which are of fuckall use to me unless I want to fashion some sort of hat from them.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:51, Reply)

only men are allowed to wear lingerie as hats
it's funny when we do it
( djtrialprice, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:53, Reply)

I got really irritated in Debenhams once
after spotting an amazing bra in the sale, it was beautiful and I wanted, no needed, to buy it (ended up going to bloody Liverpool to get it) but they only had it in FF and G. I got quite, erm, animated at the checkout girl and capered about with it on my head momentarily.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:55, Reply)

this is the mental image
I've had all night.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:57, Reply)

She did laugh
but in a slightly worried sort of way...
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:58, Reply)

show what a domestic goddess you are? smear it all over his naked torso and lick it off?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:34, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:36, Reply)

Hahaha!
No. I shall be making him some chocolate brownie, because my chocolate brownie is AWESOME, as well you know. If that doesn't impress him, then I don't know what will.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:37, Reply)

This I can vouch for.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:38, Reply)

Brownies are always awesome
Especially warm, with ice cream
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:28, Reply)