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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My friend just had a baby.
YaaY.

Now I'm feeling super hormonal.

So, I have a bottle of vodka and what might not be a completely safe pack of condoms.

Any takers?
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:30, 28 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
how did she cook it?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:30, Reply)
You sicko.
I will ask for a recipe. I would guess that it took quite a long time though, considering it was one huge baby.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:33, Reply)
slow roast then
I would've thought
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:34, Reply)
But what sauce?
some sort of Bearnaise?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:38, Reply)
Self basting,
I think babies come with their own self basting juices.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:41, Reply)
not once you have gutted them

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:42, Reply)
Do you have Steak?
This is important.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:34, Reply)
No steak
Sorry. I have a really nice pair of shoes on the go though. Will that help?
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:36, Reply)
Hmm, your offer of Vodka, nice shoes and 'what might not be a completely safe pack of condoms' on Steak & BJ day is simply not good enough I'm afraid!
4/10 - Must try harder
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:37, Reply)
I wasn't going to give away my shoes to anyone.
I was just saying that I have a nice pair.

Of shoes that is.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:40, Reply)
I'm sure you do!
And unless you're younger than I estimate, what's so scary about friend's having babies?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:44, Reply)
Well, there's three flights of stairs in the building and I've got quite a few metal coathangers... yeah, sure.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:41, Reply)
Not the worst offer I've had all day.
Might take you up on it.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:43, Reply)
All my coat hangers are plastic now
but I do have some knitting needles.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:43, Reply)
I'd like to think I could lend you one of mine,
BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!
(edit - could, important emphasis on could)
(Charmander, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:59, Reply)
throw in a bottle of gin
and you two have your evening sorted
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:55, Reply)
Sorry
Batman is more appealing right now.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:44, Reply)
Which one?
Shame you can't drink along to the gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:46, Reply)
This one isn't gay
I'm watching the brilliant 90s Batman: The Animated Series.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:49, Reply)
We still need our J G-L evening

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:56, Reply)
I'll have the vodka. You can keep the condoms.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:02, Reply)
Did s/he have nik naks while waiting?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:06, Reply)
No nik naks
but I think she ate a lot of muffins.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:08, Reply)
What kind of muffins?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:49, Reply)
Rib 'n Saucy.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:50, Reply)
mostly banana
Sometimes chocolate.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 6:45, Reply)
my friend Laura just had her baby shower, and a fortune cookie that apparently said "Look for pleasant surprises in the next month"
I reckon she's going to have twins

it's steak and blowjob day, not vodka and unplanned pregnancy day
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:08, Reply)
Alright Gay Dave

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:17, Reply)

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