And they'd shun you Darth......SHUN YOU!

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:26, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

He'd be a bent version of that frisbee prick

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:30, Reply)

I have no idea who you mean
but as a non sequitur that sentence is brilliant
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:31, Reply)

That should be your sig.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:39, Reply)

Perhaps yours should be "the man that political correctnes GONE MAD forgot"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:41, Reply)

Done
This is what you meant, right?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:45, Reply)

Yes, that's right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:48, Reply)

"A bent version of that frisbee prick"
Is preferable
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:48, Reply)

Yes I know what he meant
However, this deliberate refusal to do as suggested is just another way of STICKING IT TO THE MAN
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:50, Reply)

Why must every posting be so bent?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Otherwise the rest of you would wither and die
Or find something else to make a meme out of, one or the other
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Perhaps today should be National Gay Sig Day on Off Topic
as a display of how un-seriously we take taking the internet seriously, seriously.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:53, Reply)

YES!1!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:55, Reply)

Way ahead of you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:05, Reply)

You're so ahead of your time

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:07, Reply)

No, cos apparently if you stay there you're alright.
You just have to battle through the pain.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:50, Reply)

That is more or less what I did here to be fair

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:50, Reply)

Before DJ and Roota dragged me on here
I used to be a /boarder. Made pictures and everything.

Some of those /talk wankers were very popular on /board.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:53, Reply)

I really don't know anyone outside of /OT
mainly because I was given a warning about /Talk along the lines of "if you think you got a rough ride on /OT..."
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:56, Reply)

It really is alright over there, less chatty and more attention-seeking-witty.
Muppets get hounded off just the same as they do here, this place is gradually getting sharper teeth as time goes by.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:58, Reply)

To be honest I just can't be bothered with meeting new internet people and working out which of them are OK and which are bellends
You lot are alright really, with one blindingly obvious exception
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:01, Reply)

*GLESS*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:02, Reply)

Pffft.
Oooh ooooh oooh oooh it's me isn't it? Please please please *crosses fingers*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:02, Reply)

Fuck me, am I that transparent?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:06, Reply)

Stop asking Noel for favours
edit: I expect a high score due to rarity
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:08, Reply)

I'm not sure which of these posts deserves a click more
So you can both have one for being FABulous
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:14, Reply)

I only fuck opaques.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:10, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:04, Reply)

*puts up hand*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:04, Reply)

It'll get stuck up there one of these days.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Hahaha

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Homer are you still holding on to the colon?
/one and only Simpsons episode. Not quite but almost
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Very nicely done

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Thanks
I was especially surprised given my dislike of the Simpsons
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Your taste in TV shows is nowhere near as good as your taste in women
Supernatural aside
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:24, Reply)

There are too many memes I don't understand to get stuck in

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:04, Reply)

And if you wanted to introduce a new meme you'd have to get it signed off by the politically-correct brigade

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:06, Reply)

Hello BFF!
How are you today?
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Blousie! Que tal?
Very good, ta. Except for the crippling poverty, the shithole of a house I can't get cleaned because the stock seems to be growing in front of my eyes, and the alarming laziness that renders me incapable of even the most lacklustre attempt at working.

So, yeah, largely good. You?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:56, Reply)

It's like you've posted from the inner recesses of my mind.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Needs more racism and homophobia for that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:00, Reply)

Fuck off you Nigerian bumlord.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Maybe they're right, if you weren't so fundamentally likeable and a good person you'd be outed as a terrible cunt on here.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:05, Reply)

Al got close to some self rightousness against Monty last week

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:06, Reply)

think I missed that
what's the scoop?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Nothing that exciting, I felt a weariness in Al's anti Monty racism posts
But he is a left leaning bender after all
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Monty is pretty tiresome though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:13, Reply)

He's the MS of the internet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:15, Reply)

he doesn't really exist and is used as a convenient excuse by the lazy?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:16, Reply)

ha ha ha ha
Wait that's ME you retard!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:17, Reply)

oh yeah
damnit

did you mean ME?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:18, Reply)

dammit yes I did...all in all this little area of the internet fails

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:19, Reply)

it's ok
I've found it fairly amusing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:20, Reply)

I raised an in-all-seriousness concern that I have
regarding my daughter's schooling, namely that the state schools in my area are some of the worst-performing in the UK. A key reason for this is that 80% of the children attending do not speak English at home: thus those that do are held back. My ex is considering home-schooling because of this and this makes us TERRIBLE RACISTS.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:13, Reply)

You are Richard Littlejohn

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:14, Reply)

*burns cross, puts pillowcase over head*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:16, Reply)

my brother has found the same thing where he is in Laahndahn
It's not like you were saying that you don't want her associating with dirty forrins, it's her education and development that are important.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:16, Reply)

I may have phrased it in a slightly inflammatory way.
I may have.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:16, Reply)

This much is true...but we're pretty used to it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Al of all people should know better than to believe the way things are said on the internet

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:17, Reply)

He can't receive subtlety through the folds of flesh
something something
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:18, Reply)

that makes sense.
all the sausage he will be consuming in germany won't be helping.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:19, Reply)

The massive bender.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:49, Reply)

I have many monies for you in ma anuuusss

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:06, Reply)

*giggles*

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Have a fucking huge CLICK.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:14, Reply)

*sighs*
cl +d
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Gay mind piss

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:16, Reply)

: your favourite DVD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:20, Reply)

You're only saying that because I'm gay.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:17, Reply)

CL D

Urrgh you utter bender
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:16, Reply)

It's dark in here.
Dark and cold.






I'm scared.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Pretty much the same minus the poverty and shithole problem.
I need to get more done but I can't be bothered.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:00, Reply)

Yeah I post a bit there
and it's been alright
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:59, Reply)