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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Why not get a cot?
Or is this not practical?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:14, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I think catface is too big for one of those.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:16, Reply)
Just thinking the bars on the side may prevent impregnation

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:17, Reply)
A baby and marriage also does that.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:18, Reply)
This^
*sadface*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:21, Reply)
Haha, gutted.... oh, wait. I made myself do a sad face.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:23, Reply)
I don't think he is

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:18, Reply)
I took a picture of him eating a matzo cracker the other day.
It was one of the giant matzo crackers but it just looks like he's a tiny person eating a regular cream cracker.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:19, Reply)
You neeeeeed to post that here!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:30, Reply)
*obliges*
matzo, matzo man

"So matzo, he's gotta be - so matzo, he's gotta be big and strong, enough to turn me onnnnnnnnn"
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:43, Reply)
Matzo matzo maaaan, I wanna be, a motza man.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:58, Reply)
IT'S A LITTLE PERSON!
Look at his tiny hands clutching his food!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:58, Reply)
Not practical.
If she sleeps beside me I can feed her in the night without having to get up.

I am from the lazy school of parenting.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:18, Reply)
Then kick catface out onto the settee until jr starts on solids
Cheap + pregnancy free
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:20, Reply)
I have absolutely no experience with babies, and consequently know nothing
but I thought it was bad to sleep with babies in case you squish them in the night?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:29, Reply)
No drinking and its OK

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:33, Reply)

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