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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Don't make me start the 100 replies rule up again.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:50, 189 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
That's 'gay talk'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:52, Reply)
I agree with nearly all that bloke said apart from blaming you,
homophobia and racism shouldn't be banned from jokes on here but they shouldn't be the fucking only thing anyone jokes about.
And you're all too repetitive and shit. It's getting to the point that Jeff's jokes are the highlights of half the threads here. And more than half his jokes make me want to punch him.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:55, Reply)
You could always just fuck off?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:56, Reply)
Think of me as offtopics careworker,
I'm trying to help you back into the community.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:56, Reply)
Oh God
this is like some horrible Little Britain parody
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:57, Reply)
All we need now is for Darth to mince in wearing a dress and proclaiming
"I am a lady!"
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:59, Reply)
You can just imagine it
Chompy as the obviously mad mental health worker in sensible shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:00, Reply)
Every time Jeff posts now, I'm going to read it in the voice of Moses and add "if you'll pardon the pun" at the end.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:03, Reply)
Waaaa your forum isn't good enough for meeeeee!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:58, Reply)
Our forum, it's our forum and together we can do great things.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:00, Reply)
This thread is proof of that.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:03, Reply)
Did you say caretaker?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:04, Reply)
I thought the thread below
was pretty funny actually
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:56, Reply)
Yeah but I got there late and wanted some attention.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:57, Reply)
Bender

(TaZ44, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:59, Reply)
Best one in a while, I agree.
Yesterday was fucking dire. This is much more entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:57, Reply)
Yeah I've found my level
I'm not rising above
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:58, Reply)
It is a little bit my fault.
I can cope with the guilt.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:57, Reply)
It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault.
/good will hunting reference.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:58, Reply)
Am I supposed to be offended or delighted by this?
I'll call you a bender all the same, just to be on the safe side.

'You bender'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:30, Reply)
No don't, that would be "repetative"
you bunch of cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:53, Reply)
Ok

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:54, Reply)
Wow, this thread's great!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:56, Reply)
It's a thread?
Morning gaybasher.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:58, Reply)
You're fuckin' NEXT pal.
Hello.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:59, Reply)
hello monty
to be fair, your gay bashing isn't just aimed at teh gays. you've convinced my husband that he's a bender, for a start.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:02, Reply)
He fucking is, that's why.
THEY ALL ARE.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:03, Reply)
who are "they" ?
and if you make him insist on anal sex only, i swear to god i will hunt you down and rape you to death instead...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:06, Reply)
I prefer the term "shirter",
much more respectuful and that.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:05, Reply)
Fuck off you old bender
But yes, yesterday was a shit day.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:59, Reply)
lablablablablablablablab

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:59, Reply)
get a job (sha-na-naa-naa-sha-na-na-na-na)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:00, Reply)
+ na na why don't you
(sha-na-naa-naa-sha-na-na-na-na)
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:03, Reply)
Good morning TGB

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:02, Reply)
HIYA!
JAYKAY SAYS DANCE
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:13, Reply)
*belated chairdances*

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:34, Reply)
there is no question here
but on a careful legal analysis of rob's demise (in a granting sense, not in a corpse sense): "Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend" there is no actual requirement for the new thread to contain a question. however, it does prohibit /talkers from posting new threads.

this being said, gentle posters make for shit threads.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:01, Reply)
What if a /talker posts in a QOTW?
Does this give them permission to totally forget about posting someone's DVD back to them?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:02, Reply)
arrrrrrrrrrrrrgh
RIGHT. today. i promise........ eeek.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:02, Reply)
No rush, I'm rather enjoying the occasional opportunity to tease you about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:05, Reply)
but you've made me feel like a whimpering little ball of shit
why would you enjoy that noel, why?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:06, Reply)
Because he's a cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:08, Reply)
Nah, it's a giggle innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:13, Reply)
I bet you're sitting at your computer going back through the thread and giggling every time you see this.
going "hee hee hee" into that massive beard.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:38, Reply)
You know, she's right!!
I feel liberated from the shackles of questiondom.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:02, Reply)

stion er
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:04, Reply)
I'm sure it used to contain something along the lines of
"Worried that if you go on /talk you'll be told to fuck off back to QOTW?"
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:02, Reply)
aye
but then all the /talkers came on here instead, so.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:02, Reply)
You, madam, are a bender.
A total Bongo.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:03, Reply)
So, is anything interesting going on here today?
I have something completely uninteresting to talk about: tell me about sleeping on futons as we're thinking of ditching the bed.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:03, Reply)
futons are not bad
I quite like the way they look. Read the thread below for fun and games
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:03, Reply)
They look OK but you might as well sleep on the floor.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:04, Reply)
For other people I guess
I don't actually mind sleeping on the floor though
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:05, Reply)
Fair enough, but if so, there's no need to buy a futon then IS THERE?????

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:07, Reply)
Yeah apart from the oddity factor
I sleep on a bed because otherwise it'd be a bit weird
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:07, Reply)
If you're really pressed for space
reinforce the shoulders in your favourite jacket, put it on with the coathanger in and dangle yourself in the closet for the night*.

*Speaking from years of experience...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:10, Reply)
But isn't it good to have the air circulating in the wooden slats bit?

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:10, Reply)
Depends on the level of must.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:11, Reply)

t ky anus.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:20, Reply)
When you're done sleeping on them, you can fold them up in a funny way and they become a sofa!
It's like Transformers for the domesticated.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:03, Reply)
Not just that
They become a sofa of immeasurable discomfort.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:04, Reply)
They are indeed shit sofas.
But it wouldn't have to be a sofa. Just a futon.

And on that note, why the fuck do they call some tables occasional tables when they're always a table?
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:15, Reply)
Bad idea, even the thickest, most expensive ones.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:04, Reply)
This^
They do not cater for tall people either. Fucking uncomfortable
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:06, Reply)
I did that for a bit when I moved home last year.
It's alright, but good futons are heavy and so difficult to put away, bad futons are light and easy to put away.
It's a delicate balance, I think you need a graph.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:05, Reply)
Maybe even a spreadsheet?
Oh, do say we can have a spreadsheet!
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:05, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:06, Reply)
We can't embed spreadsheets in offtopic,
I should put that on the features request thing.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:07, Reply)
I'll do a Powerpoint in anticipation.
*Opens Office*
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:07, Reply)
would it be a plain spreadsheet
or a fitted one with a valance?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:09, Reply)
I don't need to put it away, it can stay open.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:10, Reply)
Why not just get a bed then?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:12, Reply)
See my post below.
I need a superfuton.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:16, Reply)
If only more girls had your open attitude in general.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:12, Reply)
I should serve as a warning, really.
I'm a cautionary tale.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:16, Reply)
I exacerbated a back problem
by sleeping on a futon. Wouldn't recommend them.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:05, Reply)
You're supposed to unfold them first.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:06, Reply)
You could always try one out by sleeping on a couple of pallets

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:06, Reply)
I have seriously considered making my own from pallets
except I burnt all the pallets I had during the cold weather.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:11, Reply)
Were you on a picket line?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:15, Reply)
No, but I will be at the end of March.
Actually, good point - can I strike if I'm on maternity leave?
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:17, Reply)
You don't pick potatoes, you dig 'em up...

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:18, Reply)
Well now,
actually they get ploughed up and then you go round picking them up. Well, you did in the old days. Well, not 1847 when the potatoes went bad. *weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:21, Reply)
then you scooped them up with your hands

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:46, Reply)
Decent Futons are ace.
Go for a good quality one though, with a wooden frame. Cheap ones are pretty grim.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:06, Reply)
get one with slats that are close together if you get one
main advice though: don't get one.

or, get a futon base and put a proper mattress on it, which is what I have done. Albeit quite a high one.

My mattress has about twice the number of springs as a normal one and is topped with memory foam. It's incredible. Get one.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:06, Reply)
smugtress

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:07, Reply)
a little bit
I've had it for about 5 or 6 years, and pretty much every time I get into bed I think (or say) "man, this is comfortable"

that's good value.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:09, Reply)
I love my bed
Orthopedic mattresses ftw
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:10, Reply)
BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!!!
You sicken me, you orthopaedophile CUNT.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:14, Reply)
Hey, you told me to buy it for our "special times"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:17, Reply)
For our 'bunga bunga' parties.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:23, Reply)
I've texted Silvio to sort the next one out

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:34, Reply)
What he says ^^
Not that I've slept in Vippers bed obviously. But I do have a memory foam mattress and everytime I go to bed I think "why didn't I come to bed sooner, this is fantastic".
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:12, Reply)
What type of mattress is it?

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:17, Reply)
I think the make is Slumberland
it wasn't particularly cheap, but it was definitely worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:21, Reply)
I rate this five croissant advice.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:12, Reply)
They sound very trendy
but with my arthritic knees, I couldn't be doing with getting down that far, and then strying to get back up again would be hilarious.

I like American beds. They're easily a foot higher than ours, and very supportive.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:08, Reply)
+unless you are Japanese

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:09, Reply)
???
*thick*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:10, Reply)
I believe
(and I may be wrong) that this is a reference to how 'supportive' lots of Americans have been about the Japan disaster.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:11, Reply)
Indeed it was

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:14, Reply)
ohhhhhhhhhh
I get it now. Sorry, that was a good foot higher than my head.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:15, Reply)
Wouldn't recommend it
I slept on one for 6 months prior to my ex finally moving out. My back is still fecked. And it's a decent quality futon. It's ok for the occasional night, friends staying over etc, but beyond that I just wouldn't do it.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:09, Reply)
So, the problem is
although I like my bed it's too wee for me, a baby and a wee husband. i know, I'm surprised that we actually need more room.

Anyway, I figured - I have a double futon, we could get a single futon as well, we could put 'em altogether into one big superfuton and then we have good bed space, the baby doesn't wake up when we roll over in bed, and she can't fall out from a great height and land on her head.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:13, Reply)
So it would require buying a single futon
and possibly a comfy new mattress.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:14, Reply)
Why not get a cot?
Or is this not practical?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:14, Reply)
I think catface is too big for one of those.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:16, Reply)
Just thinking the bars on the side may prevent impregnation

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:17, Reply)
A baby and marriage also does that.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:18, Reply)
This^
*sadface*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:21, Reply)
Haha, gutted.... oh, wait. I made myself do a sad face.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:23, Reply)
I don't think he is

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:18, Reply)
I took a picture of him eating a matzo cracker the other day.
It was one of the giant matzo crackers but it just looks like he's a tiny person eating a regular cream cracker.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:19, Reply)
You neeeeeed to post that here!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:30, Reply)
*obliges*
matzo, matzo man

"So matzo, he's gotta be - so matzo, he's gotta be big and strong, enough to turn me onnnnnnnnn"
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:43, Reply)
Matzo matzo maaaan, I wanna be, a motza man.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:58, Reply)
IT'S A LITTLE PERSON!
Look at his tiny hands clutching his food!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:58, Reply)
Not practical.
If she sleeps beside me I can feed her in the night without having to get up.

I am from the lazy school of parenting.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:18, Reply)
Then kick catface out onto the settee until jr starts on solids
Cheap + pregnancy free
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:20, Reply)
I have absolutely no experience with babies, and consequently know nothing
but I thought it was bad to sleep with babies in case you squish them in the night?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:29, Reply)
No drinking and its OK

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:33, Reply)
You lose the available space under your bed to dump stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:38, Reply)
This is definitely a downside.
However, we've just boarded out the roofspace. Loads of room for junk.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:50, Reply)
Oh dear, he WAS rather whiney, wasn't he.
Morning, all.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:09, Reply)
'morning
Yes, as Amberl pointed out in that thread, it's hard to take a /talker seriously when he's trying to take the moral high ground...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:11, Reply)
He wasn't really a /talker, though
I remember him the first (5 or so) times round. He didn't like something I said so deleted the whole subthread. How are things?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:12, Reply)
Yeah, not bad thanks.
Currently at that point in the morning where I face the dilemma of making a serious effort to knuckle down and work or go and drink coffee first. How's yourself?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:14, Reply)
Drink coffee, have a 15 min break, get down to it fueled by wonderous caffeine.
Alternatively, piss around all day.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:17, Reply)
Good call
Especially as it looks like I need to reboot my computer anyway. See y'all in about a quarter of an hour.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:20, Reply)
morning there
how're you?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:12, Reply)
Excellent. Nose has settled down a bit- I changed to something thicker (fnar) so it hurt like buggery for a bit
I'm stressed because of work, but other than that, fine. How are you? How's Mr Thesis?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:14, Reply)
Glad the nose is better :)
argh work. Shit, shit. Had the most surreal conversation on facebook last night
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:17, Reply)
Oh really?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:17, Reply)
Yeah
a girl I knew from one of the schools I went to. I'd totally forgotten even her name, and then a load of memories came flooding back when she messaged me.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:21, Reply)
Ah, that sounds lovely!
I was asleep very early, so missed the drama on here. Oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:27, Reply)
Hello little miss in a relationship.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:12, Reply)
Morning, Mr. Single.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:15, Reply)

2.bp.blogspot.com/_VSrnkiWaqSQ/TMdBQsCZScI/AAAAAAAAAZI/r7M0LAXkxW0/s1600/forever+alone+face.png
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:16, Reply)
I like that.
I'd put that on my facebook profile if my mum wasn't now a member. She worries so.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:39, Reply)

files.sharenator.com/8_Forever_Alone_meme_even_more-s500x446-97062-580.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:42, Reply)
I love people who get offended on behalf of other people.
I'm a bit upset that I'm not in some sort of minority so that I can get some guy standing up for my rights on an internet message board. I'd feel so protected and validated, it'd be great!

I'm sure that all the gay internet people are feeling thankful to Alphonso Bongo for his heroism, after all we all know what a bunch of limp-wristed woolly woofters they all are.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:13, Reply)
So I guess you're... gay positive?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:14, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:16, Reply)
If only I had sufficient moral bravery
to stand up for a load of people who didn't want or ask me to.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:16, Reply)
What if he was gay?
Surely it's within his rights to be annoyed by homophobia then?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:18, Reply)
But he isn't
because he said he wasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:18, Reply)
but he did have some gay friends
being gay
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:20, Reply)
And they were all offended and asked him to stand up for them all online, did they?
I suspect not.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:21, Reply)
damn
it won't let me put the comment which was

'he has gay friends which (bigger than sign) being gay'
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:24, Reply)
Oh right
"I am totally offended by this, because I totally have loads of gay friends"

Because he thinks gay people are different and require him to stand up for them. Unlike other people, who don't. Or, in other words, positive discrimination.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:26, Reply)
perceived homophobia

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:20, Reply)
Repeatedly singling out 2 members of the board to call gay in the most graphic terms is homophobic.
It's a very low level and there's no harm to it but call a spade a spade.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:22, Reply)
who is the second one?
also, racist
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:23, Reply)
If you need to ask then it's you.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:33, Reply)
Hahhahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:36, Reply)
You really think that Darth is bothered by it?
If anyone meant it then it would be homophobic, but we all love the big tangoing queer
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:31, Reply)
How do you know what his favourite fizzy drink is? Unless you've bummed him.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:34, Reply)
I asked

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)
+ while bumming him
vigorously from behind
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:38, Reply)
No, silly
I'd spill his pop then, wouldn't I?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:44, Reply)
>Hideous euphemism alert<

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:53, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)
Yeah I think he is,
he's accepted it but it did bother him at the beginning, why do you think people did it.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)
If it bothered him that much he wouldn't post every day

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)
Where else will he get all the attention?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:38, Reply)
The Weakest Link?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:40, Reply)
It is a double bluff to cruise for cock

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:53, Reply)
Mornin'
All good in the hood?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:14, Reply)
Incredibly
that said the only thing to make this jumpsuit more comfortable would to have a hood. Such is life.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:15, Reply)
Hoods make everything better
Except Maxi.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:19, Reply)
Where did he go?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:20, Reply)
Away, and I'm glad.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:21, Reply)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:22, Reply)
Because he's a furry
Worst of all the Internet Pervertz.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Worst Latest
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:33, Reply)
hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:21, Reply)
that's a bit forward
asking about her clitorus already
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:16, Reply)
*clitoris
I can find it in a dictionary, if not anywhere else.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:18, Reply)
I put that, but it didn't look right

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:19, Reply)
You should know

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:30, Reply)
100 replies rule has gone out of the window
I blame the gays
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:45, Reply)
They bummed it into submission

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:48, Reply)
Oh noes
They have split this thread wide open
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:49, Reply)
And by "it" I mean Chompy as it's his rule

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:52, Reply)
That is OK
He isn't homophobic
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:52, Reply)
Correct, he is homoSEXUAL

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:53, Reply)
Makes a change from all the date rape comments he gets
Shit, was that offensive? I don't want to come across as a rohypnophobe.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:57, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:58, Reply)

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