All we have here is a fucking microwave.
It's rubbish apart from for soup/leftovers - and leftovers are something that only happen in other people's houses.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:25, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

We accumulate food items in our office
and now have a fridge/freezer, coffee machine, panini press, a kettle and 2 microwaves
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:27, Reply)

You work at Argos though, so it's no surprise.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:27, Reply)

haha!
Says you, internet shopping boy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:28, Reply)

The world's shittest superhero sidekick.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:30, Reply)

haha!
ArgosMan and InternetShopping Boy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:33, Reply)

TO THE RESCUE!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:36, Reply)

Except ArgosMan is permanently out of stock
and InternetShopping Boy won't be delivered till next week.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:37, Reply)

If we turn up at all
Terms and conditions apply. Please enter your credit card details, which we will steal and buy mobile phones with which to ring Nigeria for 10 hours. Your home may be at risk - as we now have your address and hopefully a work address too, which mean we know when you are out. Bwahahahaha!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:41, Reply)

the deli around the corner
does toasted artisan bread with houmous, haloumi, grilled vegetables, jalapenos and tzatziki. it might have to be mine now, damn you and all your delicious sandwich eating kind.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:28, Reply)

that sounds fucking lovely

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:30, Reply)

yeah
i have been avoiding that shop for days because of the fear of the 800 calorie sandwich!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:30, Reply)

That's how I cook my chilli and jacket potato
I prefer the potato microwaved anyway, hate crispy skin on it!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:30, Reply)

you are so very wrong

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:32, Reply)

*agrees with vippers for once*

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:34, Reply)

He really is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:35, Reply)

I just think it's vile

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:42, Reply)