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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I want my very own B3tan to play with Monty.
How did you convince yours to play with you?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:04, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
you need to lure them in with pizza and pictures of kittens

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:06, Reply)
Any particular kind of pizza?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:08, Reply)
one with a free sock

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:09, Reply)
Hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:09, Reply)
arf.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:10, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:11, Reply)
I don't get it.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:21, Reply)
The murder of the woman down in Bristol
and the clues of the pizza box and one sock
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:26, Reply)
Ah, yes. I thought it was something to do with masturbation. Joey.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Order them a meat feat and then wink at them as you say it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:09, Reply)
Monty lets on about his foot fetish
Or his fetish for the twelve heroic accomplishments of Hercules.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:12, Reply)
or possibly his love of music
that has a small cameo from another artist
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:15, Reply)
Word up!

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:21, Reply)
yes!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:03, Reply)
Go out to dinner with them and loads of other people.
Drink loads of beer and breandeh.
Be charming and hilarious and good looking.
BINGO.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:08, Reply)
I know BGB is a little older than some of us, but suggesting she pull at Bingo just seems a little excessive

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:09, Reply)
Hahaha you're right, very insensitive of me.
Sorreh.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:11, Reply)
I'm sure if he had permision, he'd give BGB's bingo wings a pull.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:16, Reply)
haha!
*flaps like a pidgeon*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:18, Reply)
hasn't worked for me!*

*may not have fulfilled all the bits
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:09, Reply)
Ah but have you wanted to?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:10, Reply)
this is true
I was expecting magic materialisation to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:11, Reply)
Take LSD then.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:11, Reply)
I've done all that apart from the Brandy.
I'll try the pizza and kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:10, Reply)
You missed "sit next to Chompy and let his inept advances drive her into your arms".

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:12, Reply)
I'm so glad you came along to say this
*firm handshakes*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:18, Reply)
He's been taking wingman tips from Sexface.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)
Ah, the old "you're fat and ugly chestnut"

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:26, Reply)
He hasn't really mastered "negging".

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)
Negging?
Lol my phone tried to correct it to "Negro"
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:31, Reply)
From The Game, trying to lower a woman's self esteem by subtly criticising her.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:37, Reply)
You forgot an important caveat
Smoke lots so you get to head outside with a smaller group of socially maladjusts.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)
Just point out you're the best they'll ever get.
Then show them your tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:09, Reply)
Out of the mouth of babes etc

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:12, Reply)
And down the back of your favourite top

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:16, Reply)

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