You know how they sale this stuff called "Crab and Sweetcorn soup" at the "Oriental Chef" in "Southgate" ? (it's a "chinese resturant").
Well, I plonk in some crab sticks to that to beef it up.

I'm not saying that's the greatest thing I've ever done, I wouldn't go that far, but it's in the top 10; somewhere between scuba diving in cuzmel and seeing the stars from a bedwin camp.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:01, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

crab sticks
fake crab?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:05, Reply)

It takes millions of the little blighters to make one stick.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Yeh', well nice, well cheap, ain't no poncyness up in this shizniss, I'm all up in that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:06, Reply)

what's it made of?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Condensed fishermen's semen.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:11, Reply)

:/

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Don't worry.
It's been pasturized first.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:12, Reply)

pasteurised

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:15, Reply)

That too.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:15, Reply)

"Fish Protines"
Taste just like crab or prawn, more meaty like king prawns, £1 gets me 16 of them... they're the chicken-nuggets of shelfish world.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:32, Reply)

They have to be leaglly called "crab flavoured sticks" as they contain no crab
only fish misery
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:07, Reply)

oh, fish misery, my favorite

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:12, Reply)

it's ok to eat fish cos they don't have any feelings

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:15, Reply)

nice
*click*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:18, Reply)

I thought I recognised it.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Something in the way
ooooooooohhhhhh
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:19, Reply)

says who

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Kurt Cobain

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:20, Reply)

he was shit though so why believe him

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:31, Reply)

The fish
in a monotone.
( Kroney, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Because they don't have feelings.
Seriously, who cares. Eat everything.
( Kroney, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:20, Reply)

I'd eat human if society let me.
Fuck feelings.
( Kroney, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:21, Reply)

same here

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Not the Scottish guy, though.
He's well spotty and really skinny. Not a good quality meat.
( Kroney, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Seattle's worst shotgun cleaner

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:20, Reply)

subtle

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:22, Reply)