Eleven stone?
If I was eleven stone I'd be verging on anorexic.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:21, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Aye, that's what I used to weigh when I couldn't afford food.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:22, Reply)

I actually got down to 11.1/2 stone once and people were worried about me.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:24, Reply)

I constantly worry about you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:24, Reply)

Why?

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:26, Reply)

Why not?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Is it like a hobby or something?

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:29, Reply)

It takes my mind off my own problems! :)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:31, Reply)

Daft bugger!

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:33, Reply)

You sounded really northern then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:41, Reply)

I am really northern.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Do you call people 'duck' and use the word 'chuck' on a daily basis?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Nope! but my accent does slip more now and then.
I tend to go a bit posher at bashes.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:49, Reply)

I do, until I have a beverage

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:50, Reply)

I was talking to my sis the other day and kept saying fer instead of for.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:53, Reply)

PETA will be onto her.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:55, Reply)

beverage?
'Bevvy, lar' you mean.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:54, Reply)

I tend to lapse from generic Yorkshire into broad Barnscasterfractian.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:03, Reply)

I'm the same, until I either drink, or speak quickly

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:06, Reply)

Same
I'm much more northern if I'm up north, or if I've had a drink. But my accent tends to go on a magical mystery tour of the British Isles if I'm really drunk.
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Where as I just sound like a farmer, regardless of where I am.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:09, Reply)

I want to lose around another stone because even at this weight my face looks like a pie.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:23, Reply)

*pinces cheeks*
I love chubby cheeks.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:25, Reply)

I despise mine. Absolutely despise mine.
People say I don't have them but they're humoring me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Pic.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:28, Reply)

*expects Barry to post a picture of a hamster*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:29, Reply)

I think there's one on my profile, I can't be arsed checking as I'm on my phone.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:33, Reply)

*cue mad rush of people going to look*
Naaaaaah, you don't.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:35, Reply)

There is.
AND YOU DO NOT HAVE A FAT FACE.

I am not humouring you.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:35, Reply)

You can't see Barry.
He is sitting to the right, you can see his hand slowing sneaking around that other blokes neck, so he can nick his fags.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:37, Reply)

You look like a young, gay David Walliams with massive cheeks.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:36, Reply)

haha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:38, Reply)

I have been compared to David Walliams on a number of occasions.
I'll take that, it beats Carlos Tevez.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:41, Reply)

I'm fucking with you, your cheeks are perfectly proportional to the rest of your massive face.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Tevez, that's who I was thinking!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:50, Reply)

What length's your hair right now

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Quite short.
I'm getting it cut again tomorrow.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:45, Reply)

I think you're better looking with some hair
rather than a crop.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Nah I don't get it cropped. Clippers go nowhere near my bonce.
But long hair makes my face look rounder so that's out too.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:53, Reply)

you look a bit like Benedict Cumberbatch
but not as weird.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:40, Reply)

Ooo yes!
*checks who Benedict Cumberbatch is*

Nope. Not who I was thinking of.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Faceman from the A-Team?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:49, Reply)

No. He played a posh detective a while ago.
Tall dark and handsome.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:50, Reply)

He was Sherlock Holmes in Sherlock

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:50, Reply)

No not him.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:51, Reply)

*confirms with google* Yep, that's the one!
Fucking fantastic series.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:52, Reply)

I'm thinking of a different guy you numpty.
This guy


www.bing.com/images/search?q=inspector+lynley&view=detail&id=D6CB2F5C034D71D4B2205964B6A7DAEF241C135F&first=1&FORM=IDFRIR
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:54, Reply)

I'm going to tell everyone I ever meet I've been compared to this guy.
He is a dreamboat.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:10, Reply)

I'd still be overweight.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Weight is just a number
I'm 10 and a half stone and still clinically overweight, but I'd probably look ill if I got much thinner.
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:40, Reply)