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Long thread is long and old.I just got back from seeing BB. In my absence, the cats have descended into anarchy, the gas company are asking for my kneecaps on a platter, and someone's been in my room. So today is a bit shithouse.
However, I have orange Lucozade and Tramadol, so I'm going to see what I can salvage of the night.
How do you cheer yourself up?
Alt: Youtube disco, baby.
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My 15" black rubber cock.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:50,
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You're not having mine.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:55,
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Have you tried to reason with the gas company?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:55,
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She should dish out some propain.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:56,
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It's on my 'to do' list for tomorrow.Tonight is sulking and trying to work through the 450 bookmarks I've accumulated over the weekend.
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I wet my hair so it dries curly.I like how it looks.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:57,
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I wish my hair went curly.My sister has the most gorgeous hair and straightens the fuck out of it every day. It is another reason why I don't like her.
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It's the only thing, apart from the boobies, that makes me feel remotely feminine.(
girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:01,
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My ex used to spray salt-water on her hair to make it go curly.She reckoned it gave her the 'just off the beach' look that she liked.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:03,
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I don't need any.Although I do need a haircut.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:05,
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Do you go to a barbers or a hairdressers?I used to have a lovely little Italian barber that gave me a number 4 every couple of months.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:07,
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Hahaha!We used to talk about food and TV as football was obviously out of bounds.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:10,
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In answer to your question though.Usually a hairdressers, and usually when they're looking for models, so I can get my haircut for fuck-all.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:10,
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Public service innitHow else will these kids learn their trade?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:14,
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I do pay for haircuts as well, but if I can avoid it, I will.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:19,
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^ thissome of the students we've got in the lab at the moment are very trendy types, and they keep asking me why I don't straighten my hair.
1) I'd have to get up an hour earlier to do it, and that time would be better spent sleeping, 2) I like how it looks and 3) I really can't be arsed.
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I don't understand people who straighten their hair every day.Curly hair is lush. Mine just goes a teeny bit wavy, I hate it being straightened.
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mmmmtramadolI cheer myself up with beer, I had some yesterday!
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:58,
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a bit meh, going to need to go to the orthodontist for a retainer soonMy teeth and jar are being naughty and are hurting me
You?
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:16,
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Not so good.My weekend with BB was AWESOME. But it was so awesome that I did a very stupid thing and fell for him. He feels the same, and now I'm home and that fucking sucks.
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Please don't complain about him being a few hours drive away.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:22,
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Good luck to you, distance is no object.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:24,
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It is an object.It's a nuisance and it costs.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:29,
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It's a right royal pain in the arse and it's fucking extortionatebut it's worth it.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:30,
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^thisUp to the point they fuck you up but that could happen if they lived round the corner.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:45,
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you cant see eachother throughout the week without interfering with school or work Then you get to see that person once or maybe twice, its difficult
Just my feeling
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:32,
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Oh I totally agree.I was just being over-sensitive.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:34,
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did you scrape your knees?Ah man, luuuurrrvve.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:25,
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I know, man.It's sickening. I am very disappointed in myself. This is all his fault, I spent all weekend trying to find something to hate about him, but he's too damned great. The inconsiderate bastard.
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yay!b3ta girls' man-luck is on the up!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:36,
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better someone awesome a little way offthan no one. things will sort themselves out, eventually
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:41,
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Yeah, I know.Just wish I was still there. I was allowed candyfloss and curly fries for breakfast in Brighton.
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Chocolate.I have an emergency block of lindt sitting on my shelf for this reason.
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mmm good.I love firealarms. They're the best things in the world. :(
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it went off at 1:30 in the morning.we all trooped outside and waited for two firetrucks and an emergency response car to show up, as well as security. Nothing was wrong.
Apparently it goes off like once a week. I Hope this is wrong.
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Our local fire station is doing a charity car wash.And my car is sooooo dirty : )
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:15,
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Hmmm....Do I have time to learn to drive, buy a car, mess it up and attend?
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Road trip from Australia to Yorkshire?Why the hell not? If there's firemen at the end.
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They're even better when they're (ab)used to make sure everyone gets up on a Sunday morning so they can have their photo taken.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:15,
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Massive, massive, massive tune.www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCy5R-SE9Cw&feature=player_embedded
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See alsowww.youtube.com/watch?v=ec3cvl79NzE
I miss places that play this sort of disco music so much, Newcastle has absolutely nothing of the sort.
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You use to be able to listen to stuff like this in some of the gay clubs.(
girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:14,
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alright Alfonso Bongo(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:19,
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The Jazz club on Pink Lane has some of this sort of stuff upstairs, and there's usually some class reggae on downstairs.But it's only open after three in the morning, and that's very sporadically anyway.
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I just made cookies. I ate most of them off the baking tray.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:17,
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Earlier I put a load of flour, sugar and butter into a bowl.Mixed it together and just ate it with a spoon. I am an utter wrong'un and according to the bathroom scales now weigh eleven stone. I might kill myself.
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I weighed myself earlier and I'm up to twelve and a half stone.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:21,
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Eleven stone?If I was eleven stone I'd be verging on anorexic.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:21,
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Aye, that's what I used to weigh when I couldn't afford food.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:22,
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I actually got down to 11.1/2 stone once and people were worried about me.(
girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:24,
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It takes my mind off my own problems! :)(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:31,
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You sounded really northern then.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:41,
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Do you call people 'duck' and use the word 'chuck' on a daily basis?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:48,
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Nope! but my accent does slip more now and then.I tend to go a bit posher at bashes.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:49,
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I was talking to my sis the other day and kept saying fer instead of for.(
girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:53,
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I tend to lapse from generic Yorkshire into broad Barnscasterfractian.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:03,
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I'm the same, until I either drink, or speak quickly(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:06,
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SameI'm much more northern if I'm up north, or if I've had a drink. But my accent tends to go on a magical mystery tour of the British Isles if I'm really drunk.
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Where as I just sound like a farmer, regardless of where I am.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:09,
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I want to lose around another stone because even at this weight my face looks like a pie. (, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:23, Reply)
I despise mine. Absolutely despise mine. People say I don't have them but they're humoring me.
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*expects Barry to post a picture of a hamster*(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:29,
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I think there's one on my profile, I can't be arsed checking as I'm on my phone.(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:33, Reply)
There is.AND YOU DO NOT HAVE A FAT FACE.
I am not humouring you.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:35,
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You can't see Barry.He is sitting to the right, you can see his hand slowing sneaking around that other blokes neck, so he can nick his fags.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:37,
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You look like a young, gay David Walliams with massive cheeks.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:36,
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I have been compared to David Walliams on a number of occasions. I'll take that, it beats Carlos Tevez.
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I'm fucking with you, your cheeks are perfectly proportional to the rest of your massive face.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:42,
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I think you're better looking with some hairrather than a crop.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:46,
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Nah I don't get it cropped. Clippers go nowhere near my bonce.But long hair makes my face look rounder so that's out too.
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Ooo yes!*checks who Benedict Cumberbatch is*
Nope. Not who I was thinking of.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:43,
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No. He played a posh detective a while ago.Tall dark and handsome.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:50,
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*confirms with google* Yep, that's the one!Fucking fantastic series.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:52,
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I'm thinking of a different guy you numpty.This guy
www.bing.com/images/search?q=inspector+lynley&view=detail&id=D6CB2F5C034D71D4B2205964B6A7DAEF241C135F&first=1&FORM=IDFRIR
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:54,
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I'm going to tell everyone I ever meet I've been compared to this guy.He is a dreamboat.
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I'd still be overweight.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:27,
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Weight is just a numberI'm 10 and a half stone and still clinically overweight, but I'd probably look ill if I got much thinner.
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Don't even talk to me about scales. The bane of my life. I am the moon.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:22,
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I'd love to see your dark side.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:23,
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Is it even possible to put on around five pounds over the course of a weekend? It's not is it? I might buy some new ones that don't cost £2.99 from Argos, they're giving me a heart attack.
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When I was losing weight I'd vary by a kilo. They are analogue though...Now, I just don't look.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:29,
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i go by which trousers fitmy friend found out he had lost lots of weight yesterday because, while running for a bus, his trousers fell down
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:29,
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Is your mate one of those 'yoofs' who go around with their pants on show?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:30,
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nohe's just not good at keeping his trousers up. We're still awaiting news on whether he was wearing pants.
Another friend does where trousers like that and someone else told him to 'pull them up, or they'll fall down' followed by rugby tackling him and pulling them down for him. The bad news was his pants came down, too and the mother and baby standing there in front got an eyeful :(
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:33,
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hahahahaHow are you this evening Crunchy? Any Cupid news?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:36,
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nobut apparently the ex-b3tan has been on b3ta last night for a couple of hours. I assume /board, but I have no idea who it is. I don't know many /board regulars any more.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:39,
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nohe said he'd not been on for ages until last night
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:42,
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I've no ideaI've only been mailing for a day! Slow down, man
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:50,
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I don't know how these things work!(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:56,
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I didn't weigh myself for ages. I went by notches on my belt.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:32,
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I'm on notch 3 currently :DI was on notch 1 when I started to lose weight properly, so I'm pretty happy!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:36,
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I can not get this song out of my head at the moment:www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq1RuD2mBMY
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Is this better?www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkIz3-8wRgo&feature=youtu.be
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That Natwest ad gets played twice a year in my house(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:35,
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Drink. A lot.Or eat fucking awesome food, like I did tonight.
Alt: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHlf08yTPiU - Heard this song first on Scrubs, absolutely superb.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:34,
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Ok, happy, happy...where did I leave happy...ah, got it!www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zOPBgWNYow
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:39,
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Sounds a bit emo and gay.I can't listen to sad introspective songs at the minute which is a shame.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:37,
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It's not emo, in all fairnessAlthough it is a bit sad, I just think it's cracking, and a little bit haunting.
And how about if I post the song that's been in my head all day? - www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB17uWuBrL0&feature=feedf
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:38,
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Abramson SingersShe is currently doing a UK tour, well worth catching.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VosHB6B7ho
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Even though there's nothing but singing with an accent that makes them similar, that just makes me think of this ladywww.youtube.com/watch?v=c6MRYLWJb1o
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:48,
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Not with that sodding bastard Adele ballad, that's for sure.Came on four times at work, and each play was more draining and overwrought than the last.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:56,
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