Is it even possible to put on around five pounds over the course of a weekend? It's not is it?
I might buy some new ones that don't cost £2.99 from Argos, they're giving me a heart attack.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:24, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Why not steal some nice ones?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:25, Reply)

When I was losing weight I'd vary by a kilo. They are analogue though...
Now, I just don't look.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:29, Reply)

i go by which trousers fit
my friend found out he had lost lots of weight yesterday because, while running for a bus, his trousers fell down
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Is your mate one of those 'yoofs' who go around with their pants on show?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:30, Reply)

no
he's just not good at keeping his trousers up. We're still awaiting news on whether he was wearing pants.

Another friend does where trousers like that and someone else told him to 'pull them up, or they'll fall down' followed by rugby tackling him and pulling them down for him. The bad news was his pants came down, too and the mother and baby standing there in front got an eyeful :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:33, Reply)

hahahaha
How are you this evening Crunchy? Any Cupid news?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:36, Reply)

no
but apparently the ex-b3tan has been on b3ta last night for a couple of hours. I assume /board, but I have no idea who it is. I don't know many /board regulars any more.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:39, Reply)

Alfonso Bongo?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:40, Reply)

no
he said he'd not been on for ages until last night
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Is it going anywhere?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:49, Reply)

I've no idea
I've only been mailing for a day! Slow down, man
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:50, Reply)

I don't know how these things work!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:56, Reply)

hell, nor do I

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:57, Reply)

Well we demand regular updates!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:00, Reply)

I didn't weigh myself for ages.
I went by notches on my belt.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:32, Reply)

I'm on notch 3 currently :D
I was on notch 1 when I started to lose weight properly, so I'm pretty happy!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:36, Reply)