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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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i'm genuinely intriguedby reptiles and fish as pets - they can't show affection, right? so why do people do it, because they look pretty/cool? or because they find them interesting?
because they like feeding mice to them? (what was that film where tom green was desperate to feed the mouse to the snake and when he got to do it, the snake just ignored it???)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:01,
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Road TripI like snakes, i wouldn't mind a lizard either. A chap at scholl use to take his gekos for walks, they would chase his romote control car.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:03,
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He sounds like a scoper Kes(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:06,
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Too right - that boy at scholl sounds OK, though.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:18,
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yes, yes I doThis gives me the opportunity to do smugs about my new blue and red deck shoes, summer is coming!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:12,
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He's bulk-buyer of fungal foot powder.Gets a Christmas card from the boys in the warehouse and everything.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:13,
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yeah and you get one from the boys at Skol you tramp(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:14,
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I just wrote a long post in reply to that which you deleted you git!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:17,
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Same here. I'd forgotten about that.I'm actually lolling now.
I am in fact one of these fellows:
www.newadvent.org/cathen/09333a.htm
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:23,
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Some lizardy things are snugglyBut I don't think snakes are.
Are they, zulu?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:05,
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Some areSplodge is a royal python, 6 years old and very gentle and inquisitive. Lovely animal, thick as anything but docile and not aggressive.
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zulu eh?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:25,
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Rather than eating mice.Have you tried offering him two pints of lager and a packet of crisps?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:27,
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People have them because they think they make them look edgy and cool.People like the self-styled 'crossbow cannibal'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:12,
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Which bits did he eat?And did he use a crossbow bolt as a makeshift spit?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:18,
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No, I'd never wanted anything like that, but there are these lizardy things in New Zealand called tuatarasand they're really very cute, whilst trying to maintain an air of nobility.
I would like one but they're endangered.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:18,
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That's because Zulu's fed them all to his OMGAnaconda(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:21,
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They're cuteDid you see the documentry about Australian lziards that mate for life. then one of a pair got run over and the other stayed with it trying to revive it, even though it was flat? :(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:23,
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i know, he kept nudging her with his nose(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:28,
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That wasn't his nose,the dirty necrophiliac Jimmy Savile cunt.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:47,
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