Just out of curiosity
How much does anyone reckon a pint of Guinness weighs? I want to know whether I'll ever be able to accurately claim that I drank my bodyweight in Guinness.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:39, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I "remember" doing about 17 in the course of an afternoon and evening
before doing a commando roll across my car bonnet in the work carpark and falling into a bush after smashing the light above a pool table with a really bad shot
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:40, Reply)

But how much does one weigh?
Last month, at my uncle's funeral, we managed to drink the Irish club out of Guinness. I have never been prouder of my family. Especially since my uncle died of cirrhosis of the liver.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:42, Reply)

One weighs about 14 stone at the last count.
But one is quite tall so this is acceptable.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:44, Reply)

There's no way you can drink 35 pints of Guinness.


*runs off*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:41, Reply)

:(

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:43, Reply)

depends if you include the pint pots

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:41, Reply)

For the sake of what is left of my liver, I'll say yes, include them.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Basically 1kg per liter
How much do you weigh?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:43, Reply)

'awful!!'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Approximately 598 grams.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Alright Docco?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Not bad.
And you?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Rocking.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:52, Reply)

I either need to get very skinny, very fast, or pre-order a new liver then.
Damn, another life ambition, ruined.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Or cut off both your legs and one of your arms.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Work out how many pints you can drink
and then work out what fraction of your body weight that is, and set that as your goal.

Much easier to achieve that way. "I drank 1/8th of my body weight in Guinness!!!" still sounds fairly impressive, and that's only 12.5 pints if you weighed 59.8 kilos (about 9 stone) - less if you're less and I assume you are.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:08, Reply)

If you only weighed nine stone
I doubt you'd be big enough to contain 12.5 pints of Guinness. (Let alone metabolise it without hospitalising yourself)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:28, Reply)

You just aren't trying hard enough

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:34, Reply)

trying hard vomiting often
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)