we'd be better off getting rid of some of the english
there's an easy way to do it. Just get rid of everyone who shops in Asda and Iceland
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:06, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That's me off then.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:09, Reply)

But Asda has "oops"
11p doughnuts FTW
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:09, Reply)

I got a whole duck in Asda for 2p last year.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I am impressed with this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I was, I must say.
I also got three steaks for the grand sum of about 80 pence and some pork chops for about 40p on the same shopping trip. I think I saved about £30!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:18, Reply)

My normal Asda vists are around 9pm once kids are asleep, washing up done, etc.
Oops FTW! I got £12 worth of smoked salmon for 90p last time.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Are you sure it wasn't a very small chicken?

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:11, Reply)

With a beak taped on

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Chickens already have beaks silly.
*googles pic of chicken just to make sure*
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Ducks have smiley beakes
trufax
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:15, Reply)

This makes me smile too
I must be a duck
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:20, Reply)

This duck is wearing a little yellow dog mask instead of a beak...

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:22, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHA!
Brilliant

Woof, I mean QUACK
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:23, Reply)

hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:23, Reply)

It was definitely a duck.
It even came with pancakes and hoi sin sauce.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:12, Reply)

A stealth chicken

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:21, Reply)

I did my shopping in Iceland once.
Rekyavik's a fucking shithole, I must say.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:09, Reply)

LTI

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:11, Reply)

No.
I don't get here very often through the day and am therefore going to savour the precious time we have together.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:13, Reply)

The door is to your right.
Kindly close it behind you upon exiting.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:12, Reply)

I refer the 'honorable' 'gentleman' to my reply above.
*Blows raspberry*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Is Rasberry your pet dog?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:16, Reply)

ha ha hah proper offfice lol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:17, Reply)

You're confusing me with Jeff, Monters.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Raspberry is a local tramp

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:20, Reply)

I shop in ASDA, so does my Ma', it's big and local to us, they got most of the stuff we need.
I don't see why you think myself and my ma' need to be thrown out of the country, I know you're implying it's because we're retarded for shopping there, but I think that is really unfair. Ooooohhh, sorry, some of your best friends sometimes shop in ASDA, didn't realise, that's OK then.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:21, Reply)