I once went to KFC and a black guy served a zinger tower burger but he forgot the Zinger sauce, I'm not saying he is representative of all black people, some black people don't want to cheat me out of zinga sauce, but this one gave the rest a bad name.
/ac
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:11, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

He was probably on drugs.

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:13, Reply)

I'm not saying that all black people are on drugs, but I was watching the newspaper and they showed a black guy who was getting chemo and I'm not saying that all black people are on drugs, but this black guy deffo was on drugs.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Just a coincidence? I think not.

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:15, Reply)

I don't know, it could a coincidance that a black guy is black _and_ that he's on drugs.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:19, Reply)

I love you, Gonz.
Not in a gay way, but a manly, back-slapping, towel-whipping, rugby-tackling way. In a shower.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Not
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:25, Reply)

THATS THE JOKE!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:32, Reply)

I'm glad he's not dead. I was worried this morning
I mean it's my birthday this weekend and the last thing I want to be doing is faffing around with dead bodies in my flat, I mean I have people coming over and everything I don't want them to thimnk I make a habit of living with dead people.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:32, Reply)

They'd think you were some kind of 'Jimmy Savile' character.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Good morning.
I have just posted a parcel of awesome to you.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:33, Reply)

OH MY GOD I MAY EXPLODE
But I won't because then I won't get to see what's in it *GLESS hard*

Is it an envelope of stiffhardon?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Unfortunately that would be a bit sloppy and probably soak through the jiffy bag..
Otherwise it TOTALLY WOULD HAVE BEEN!!!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)

cunts at the post office would probably have scoffed it

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)

I'm very pleased I'm not dead, can you imagine how bad that would be !
So much stuff would have to be sorted out, I know someone who died once and it was such bother, I wished they hadn't gone and done that now.

Oddly enough, I hoped you or me didn't kill ourselves yesterday too: www.b3ta.com/talk/7136253
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Mind you, mind you, if I was to die today, it would be the perfect time, as there are no good stories in Hollyoaks at the moment.
I'd quite like to wait to see what the iPhone 5 is all about, then I think I'll be alright.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:44, Reply)

No, I want to see the next playstation portable thing and give it a go, we'll wait 'till then, around christmas.
But then christmas is a bad time to go, 'cus then it'll be all OH WOE IS ME at that time of the year, I'd say give it a month, maybe feb 2012? I'd then quite like to see the olympics and the iPad 3, around April then.... oh wait, iPhone 6, that's bound to be awesome. But I think after then I'm OK.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:46, Reply)

I'd get a skip outside your window and throw everything out
I may make a bash of it :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Yeh', but you'd have to learn how to put the videos on the PS3, seems like a lot of effort to just for killing someone.
And who else will remind you at 8 o'clock in the evening that you really really fancy some Galaxy? You'd have to set a reminder in your phone, probs best I stay alive.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)

I wasn't going to kill you
I was worried you may have had a dream about owning a pug farm and the excitement followd by the crushing disappointment of reality may have killed you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:58, Reply)

I did have a really osbcure dream involving a a dinosaur version of angry birds, cannons and some sort of boarding school... only it wasn't a video game, it was real.
and I woke up at one point thinking "OH WOW, THAT WAS COOL".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:00, Reply)