I had a peanut butter sammich last night for supper.
Truefact!
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:34, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I had an individual beef wellington followed by treacle tart and ice cream

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:35, Reply)

posh twat
I do like a bit of peanut butter. Smooth or chunky BGB?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Transl:
'I drank brackish pondwater and turps out of an unsavoury individual's wellington. My mother works as a tart'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)

I was in a restaurant...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)

restaurant skip round the back of Great Portland St tube. People kept weeing in it when I was trying to sleep but it warmed me up and I was really pissed on turps so I just laid there in the wee-wee waiting for morning. It was just a normal day in the life of NakedApe.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Is 'chunky BGB' a variety of peanut butter?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I want to say if it was I'd be all over that
Then I worried BGB may think I'm calling her chunky. Then I realised there was a joke about licking BGB out then I laughed and my boss asked why so I had to mumble peanut better and now he's gone
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Hahahaha!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Celulite joke.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Smooth FTW!

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Pedo

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:50, Reply)