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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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They see /b/ trolling, they hating
Via Reddit, some rather funny if very cruel trolling from 4chan.
What was the last prank you pulled, or the last time you trolled ONLINE?

Alt: Lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:30, 94 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I keep linking to Rebecca Black's Friday.
Tomorrow it's going to be Friday Friday, I can't wait.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:31, Reply)
Gotta have my bowl, gonna have cereal.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:33, Reply)
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
I don’t want this weekend to end
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:35, Reply)
Fun, fun, fun, fun.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:38, Reply)
I saw that last night.
WTF!

Who wrote that song? A five year old?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:41, Reply)
It's a cover of a bob dylan b side.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)
Every popular song of the last 30 years has been a Bob Dylan cover.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:50, Reply)
Bob Dylan is shit

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:53, Reply)
do people actually do that?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:37, Reply)
Probably

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:39, Reply)
Lame

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:39, Reply)
Internet dating?
Sure! Where do you think babies come from?
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:28, Reply)
If I'm really bored
I occasionally troll facebook, and newspaper columns. It is hilariously easy

Alt: back at home so a bacon sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:39, Reply)
Did you get it in ok?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:40, Reply)
*smirks*

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:41, Reply)
Ew, it's you.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:44, Reply)
I did thanks
I'm almost guaranteed to fail with it, but at least it's in
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:45, Reply)
:(
I hope not. I'll keep my fingers crossed for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:49, Reply)
Thanks
but it should've been 12,000 words, and it was about 8,000.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:20, Reply)
I'm sure you'll do great :)
it's about quality not quantity anyway, I'm sure they'd rather read 8000 decent words than 8000 decent words plus 4000 biffle and filler.
(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:26, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:56, Reply)
>_>

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:59, Reply)
Racist.
They've just suffered a horrendous natural disaster - CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE THEM BE FOR ONE DAY?????
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:16, Reply)
No, that'd be -_-

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:30, Reply)
You little trolly wolly you.
*tickles under chin*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:41, Reply)
haha
sometimes its just too easy to write something about Muslims on the Telegraph website and watch it explode with reactionary grumbling.

*rolls over*
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:46, Reply)
I tend to troll Facebook and Twitter, but only for the greater good.
Honest.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:42, Reply)
people who use twitter deserve trolling
I hate it and everything it stands for
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:43, Reply)
I'm going to assume you're trolling here.
I like it. Good links, good opportunities for discussion, good way to organise things.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:47, Reply)
He's not trolling
just stating the right of it
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)
I'm not trolling
for some stuff it is ok, discussion and links and stuff, but I honestly couldn't give a fuck about the minutiae of other people's existence.

One of the worst things about the internet is that it has made a lot of people think that anyone gives a shit about what they do or think.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:49, Reply)
He says; telling the internet what he thinks.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:51, Reply)
Ignore him at once!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:51, Reply)
I don't misguidedly think that anyone gives a shit though

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:51, Reply)
It is nice when someone on here replies to a post you made
/expectsnoresponsetothis
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:52, Reply)
*snore*
before anyone else does it
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:53, Reply)
they won't
everyone is ignoring you

especially me
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:54, Reply)
I like it that way, you bunch of twats

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)
Oh, I agree with you there.
I suppose you just have to follow the right people. No doubt there's some boring cunts on Twitter, but there's no rule saying you have to follow everybody.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:52, Reply)
I get round that by not following anyone and never looking at it

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:54, Reply)
This^
I don't get Twitter

/luddite
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:54, Reply)
Ha.
Like I say, mainly use it for links and talking to people about politics. I'm not forcing anyone to use it.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)
I don't troll, I'm too nice.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:44, Reply)
Why troll when you can save up the bile for a FACEPUNCH?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:52, Reply)
You don't like me punching you.
You don't like me stroking your fuzz.

WHAT CAN I DO?!?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:54, Reply)
Abide by the restraining order

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)
You can rub the fuzz, that's allowed.
But I'm allowed to sigh.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:03, Reply)
Thank you, I'm very grateful.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:05, Reply)
Shave his scrotum more efficiently.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)
I haven't trolled in a little while, not properly, but I do like a good troll. Papa Johns don't reply to me anymore...
... but I once got them good by keep on asking for catches in their deals.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:46, Reply)
Like buy one get one free...
"Yeah', there must be a catch, is the free one 3 inches?"
"Yeah', but there must be a limit to how many toppings you have, probably only allowed 2"
"Do I need to sign up to some sort of subscription that costs £10/month?"

..etc
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:47, Reply)
I did get a nice email back from Findus
when I queried the demise of the curry crispy pancake
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:51, Reply)
'Dear Sportscow
You were the only person idiotic enough to buy our curried diarrhoea pancakes so we stopped making them. We did you a favour - maybe now you will start eating food fit for humans.

Lots of love

Findus x'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)
They did put Love though

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)
Lunch today
was a wholemeal wrap with steak, honey, soy and chilli sauce, served on a bed of bacon crisps
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:59, Reply)
I'm just relentlessly offensive - is that 'trolling'?
I'm not hip to the 'lingo' you kerrazy kids from the future are using.

Alt: I'm having boiled beacan, colcannon, overcuuked puteaters and a point of de blaack stoff, so I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:12, Reply)
Have you heard the Rebecca Black song yet?
You'd like it.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:18, Reply)
I've not, no.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:20, Reply)
Here you go
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0
I wonder if you can get it on vinyl.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)
Can't play it at work
and am having problems with my laptop at home - would you mind phoning me and singing it to me, please?

Thanks in advance.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:28, Reply)
Just showed Charms.
Her reaction - "What IS this?!"
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:29, Reply)
SHE'LL BE HUMMING IT TOMORROW!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:31, Reply)
This is infuriatingly true.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:38, Reply)
I'm humming it right NOW
And it's making me feel even more horrible. Fucking internet things.
(Charmander, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:42, Reply)
It's when you get up and think "gotta have my cereal"
that you want to punch yourself.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:45, Reply)
It won't ever come to that.
I hope. Although it won't be worse than occasionally when the word "Monday" can trigger the whole of that Black Eyed Peas song in my head. My mind is too impressionable to be exposed to that kind of shit.
(Charmander, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:50, Reply)
What happens the next time you have to make a decision about car seating?
What then?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:54, Reply)
I'm screwed. Obviously.

(Charmander, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:58, Reply)
I've got it stuck in my head now,
I've just trolled myself.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:05, Reply)
that kid is NOT old enough to be driving

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:31, Reply)
16 probably

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:36, Reply)
Should be wearing a fucking seat belt as well, the little shit.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:37, Reply)
have you listened to the whole thing?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)
Yep about three times.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:22, Reply)
How?
better yet, WHY?!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:28, Reply)
The best bits are like 2/3rds of the way through.
The rap part and the bridge are fucking genius.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:32, Reply)
this one is much better
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsiRwvGQn_M&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:34, Reply)
I'll check it out when I get home.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:35, Reply)
pretty sure it's the same guy rapping in both
looks like there's a whole slew of these girls
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:38, Reply)
uuughhhhh I don't understand, wouldn't they have a target audience listen to this shit or something?
what spasticated moron would ever think that's a good song?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:39, Reply)
I think it's a company that gets parents to buy their kids a Music video experience or something.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:55, Reply)
that's pretty sad, because the others are at least half decent
I wonder if she wrote that song herself
/doesn't care enough to look
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:58, Reply)
My Jeans is also a masterpiece. Can't renember who by though.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:39, Reply)
What the fuck is her tongue doing?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:03, Reply)
Bogtrotter

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:18, Reply)
Yeah the BNP website is THAT WAY, alright?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)
Shurely should be Hälfte-liter von schwarz-stoff, bestimmt?

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:22, Reply)
*clicks heels*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:28, Reply)
no it's tedious

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:28, Reply)
I should take a leaf out of your book and be consistently cheery and polite, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:30, Reply)
Maybe just the page about occassionaly choosing people over massive drugs

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:35, Reply)
you're not going to break into the speech from the beginning of Trainspotting are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:46, Reply)
I troll my girlfriend all the time
The stuff she will believe is incredible.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:30, Reply)
The old '|------------------| is six inches' one, am I right?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:31, Reply)

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