Tonight I'm going to get very very drunk
Then tomorrow I shall do the same.
Partly because it's TGB's uber celebrations, and also because I just got told unofficially what we can expect in terms of payrises.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:26, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I can help you.

( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:30, Reply)

I was hoping you'd say that
Tonight AND tomorrow, yeah?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Lucky bastards.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:32, Reply)

Totally yes to this.
I shall put this weekend in my mitigating circumstances form when I fail my dissertation.
( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:32, Reply)

You won't fail
You'll kick the arse out of it and stand triumphant.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:33, Reply)

I love the idea of 'kicking the arse out of it' when the topic is 'aggression'.

( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:34, Reply)

I chose my phrasing carefully

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:35, Reply)

OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY =DDDDD

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Can we assume you'll turn up this time seeing as it's at your house?
*prods*
( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:39, Reply)

NEVER ASSUME.
The Gonz is a mysterious and unpredictable creature.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:40, Reply)

He only exists in your peripheral vision
Like a nightmare about clowns.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:41, Reply)

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:44, Reply)

We may not see him.
He'll be deep-frying his head.
( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Hahahahahaha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:49, Reply)

I reckon so.
I mostly turn up these days, only reason I didn't last time is 'cus I had (what amounted too) 7 days on the trot where I had to work from home, I really wasn't very well, and I can't exactly go out for a big meal down central london but not make it into work.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Is this pay-rise rumour resulting in happy drinking or sad drinking?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:40, Reply)

Well we're getting a payrise
But it's a pretty insulting one. So angry drinking.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Jolly good.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:44, Reply)

At least you're getting one.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Yes, exactly.

( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)

I'm aware that there's a certain level of entitlement being displayed by me
And I don't want to go into company details, but we're doing well enough for the MD to buy a car that costs about (and this is going off estimates based on what I will get extra multiplied by the number of staff) 7 times more than the increase in wages will cost the company.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Private sector innit

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:50, Reply)

I might possibly be getting a small performance bonus.
IF the government agrees to it. Otherwise, squat. Still, not long before I leave and then who knows?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:07, Reply)