Seeing as my Internet wife is trying to leave me for someone else.
I'd like to share a text message I've just received.

'I dailled ur number at random. me name is jonathon. NO SWEARING. i have asperger its like autism a disability and i been crying abit. i need friends, How r u'

I've yet to reply. Suggestions welcome.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:55, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Tell him to log on to http://www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1126824

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Hahahahahaha!
Ask tourettes. She as an A level in autism.
( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:56, Reply)

I just Googled the text message
Lots of people have been sent it.

I don't feel very special now.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:57, Reply)

oh but you are
so very special
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:59, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:59, Reply)

needs?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:00, Reply)

ur Chrissie Hynde et cetera

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Something about Chrissie Hynde really, really annoys me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:14, Reply)

It's the shit voice.
Or maybe the shit songs.

Or the stupid face.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:15, Reply)

do you also hate Blondie and Debbie Harry?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Don't like their records at all but I'd give Dirty Harry one even now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:21, Reply)

She looks like barbie had to go on the game to make ends meet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)

I think she's a fucking munter
always have.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Agreed, bet she's a twat in real life as well

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:25, Reply)

she looks completely soulless
I'd quite like to set her on fire.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:28, Reply)

He's just envious of that fact she has 'brass in her pocket'
And Monty is skint.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)

I think it's the face and hair, on top of the others

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:21, Reply)

"we think its a way of someone hacing your phone if u ring or text it back"
Fucking spastic.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:00, Reply)

No, autistic.
Learn to fucking read.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:03, Reply)

She really does, as well.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:13, Reply)

Sounds like a joke.
Tell him to join /talk.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:58, Reply)

oops
sorry about that, my finger slipped

/ac
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Don't worry Jonathon, you're forgiven.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:59, Reply)