Excellent work, you.
How's tricks?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:52, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

*grins proudly*
Yeah, I'm on the up thanks hon - how about you?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:53, Reply)

All good ta, getting fired up for a weekend of awesome
by spending the NHS's money on brightly-coloured staples.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:00, Reply)

are you planning to staple yourself with them
like a joyous, office-based Pinhead?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Hellgayer
"No more tears, it's a waste of good guyliner"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Or 'Shirtraiser'
You solved the box, we came. Now you must come with us, taste our pleasures. It'll be fantastic daaaaaahling!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:04, Reply)

My coat is fairly similar to Pinhead's dress.
And I did have an accident with one of those 80s executive desk toys earlier.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Did you look more like an extra from the porn version?
'Needledick' isn't a complimentary name for the lead cenobite.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Don't be bitter, I'm sure one day you'll manage to gain access to some young lady's puzzle box.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:16, Reply)

my mate has one of those
if I'm thinking of the same thing

he leaves it in a prominant position so when someone new comes round and ends up playing with it he can go "Brow's had his knob in that you know"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:08, Reply)

These fellas?


I would have thought there'd be an unacceptable risk of pube-trappage.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:12, Reply)

yep, one of those
to be honest, the guy in question is shaved completely bald on his head and has a hairless torso.

I have always said that I suspect is penis looks exactly like a minature version of him, so I don't think pube-trappage would be an issue
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:43, Reply)

What the hell does taht look like?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:19, Reply)

I shall be stapling mongs, with the colour most appropriate for their crimes.
Red is for "the printer's broken again". Is it? Is it really? Or are you just too fucking dumb to follow the simple instructions on the screen for loading more paper? Green is for "you know that thing you've showed me how to do three times already this month? Can you show me again?"
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Excellent!

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:07, Reply)

sounds like a good system

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:07, Reply)

printers are shit the world over
I reject your help desk monkey suggestion that it's the office drones at fault
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:10, Reply)

I'm not on the helpdesk, I am an office drone myself.
And if I can work the fucking thing, so can you.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:13, Reply)