You would think after she'd chewed off the first one
he'd have moved far and fast enough away not to let her nom the second one.

I am AWESOME, thankyou so much for asking, but not very impressed that I've been awake since 7:30am when I only got to sleep at 1:30am.
(berk, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 8:59, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Maybe she has a huge gob and nommed them all in one go, as though they were a couple of Maltesers.
Good date then?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 9:10, Reply)

*shudder*
Don't joke about that! In board news, happy birthday TGB. In other news, I've been going out with some tart for one year today.
( djtrialprice, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 9:18, Reply)

What a coincidence, so have I!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Bleurgh
a mouthful of balls!

Now I'm home and sober and less giddy I'm starting to overanalyse a bit, but yes I think it went quite well. He asked if I fancied going out again sometime, which is good...
(berk, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 9:21, Reply)

It's a trap!
He only wants to put his balls in your mouth.
( djtrialprice, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 9:23, Reply)

I would soon educate him
as to other, more fun, things to do than that.
(berk, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 9:25, Reply)

It can be quite fun, berk...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 9:26, Reply)

so can the dentists....

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 19 Mar 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Too right it can!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 9:45, Reply)

How're you going Roots?

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 19 Mar 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Like drinking Yop? I like Yop, Yop is hard to find, drinking yop is fun.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Gonz I have to tell you
I've never had any Yop
( Theoban What of it, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 11:09, Reply)

I think you should rectify this situation forthwritly

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Nyom, nyom, nyom... testicles.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 10:29, Reply)

I think it's like sweet'n'sour chicken balls; you need at _least_ half a dozen of them.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Haven't you tried Rocky Mountain Oysters?
Although they're cooked I believe.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Nah', although they sound really good once you get over the mental block.
_everything_ tastes good deep fried.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 12:57, Reply)

gosh woman, check your FACEBOOK.
and hi.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 19 Mar 2011, 9:31, Reply)