Morning everyone
www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=10713574

Those Geordies, eh? Mentals, the lot of them.

How are you all this morning?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 7:55, 31 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

haha, I feel bad for the bloke.
but that's quite an amusing story.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 19 Mar 2011, 8:39, Reply)

Yeah but testicles grow back right
I'm at work yo, working hard for the money, woo, woo.
( Theoban What of it, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 8:42, Reply)

Dammit
Cannot find a link to Nuh Betta Nuh Deh by Chaka Demus & Pliers. It contains the lyric "Me work hard Mr Pliers, work hard Chaka D. Me have to work fi money." and it's a perfect sunny Saturday morning song. Right I'm off to drive up the M6.
( djtrialprice, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Ah the good ship M6, what a time to be alive

( Theoban What of it, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 9:39, Reply)

You would think after she'd chewed off the first one
he'd have moved far and fast enough away not to let her nom the second one.

I am AWESOME, thankyou so much for asking, but not very impressed that I've been awake since 7:30am when I only got to sleep at 1:30am.
(berk, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Maybe she has a huge gob and nommed them all in one go, as though they were a couple of Maltesers.
Good date then?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 9:10, Reply)

*shudder*
Don't joke about that! In board news, happy birthday TGB. In other news, I've been going out with some tart for one year today.
( djtrialprice, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 9:18, Reply)

What a coincidence, so have I!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Bleurgh
a mouthful of balls!

Now I'm home and sober and less giddy I'm starting to overanalyse a bit, but yes I think it went quite well. He asked if I fancied going out again sometime, which is good...
(berk, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 9:21, Reply)

It's a trap!
He only wants to put his balls in your mouth.
( djtrialprice, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 9:23, Reply)

I would soon educate him
as to other, more fun, things to do than that.
(berk, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 9:25, Reply)

It can be quite fun, berk...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 9:26, Reply)

so can the dentists....

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 19 Mar 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Too right it can!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 9:45, Reply)

How're you going Roots?

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 19 Mar 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Like drinking Yop? I like Yop, Yop is hard to find, drinking yop is fun.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Gonz I have to tell you
I've never had any Yop
( Theoban What of it, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 11:09, Reply)

I think you should rectify this situation forthwritly

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Nyom, nyom, nyom... testicles.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 10:29, Reply)

I think it's like sweet'n'sour chicken balls; you need at _least_ half a dozen of them.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Haven't you tried Rocky Mountain Oysters?
Although they're cooked I believe.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Nah', although they sound really good once you get over the mental block.
_everything_ tastes good deep fried.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 12:57, Reply)

gosh woman, check your FACEBOOK.
and hi.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 19 Mar 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Morning all.
I've been to the shops, and now I'm drinking coffee before I go to the pub in a hour or so for a pre-match drink.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Morning all
Does this count as teabagging?

Poor fucker, my pods involuntarily retracted a little when I read that .... I'm good and am enjoying watching the cat go spastic.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 10:48, Reply)

The court order to stay out of Newcastle bit made me laugh
I'm good, having had an early night last night I've woken up early and been all productive and stuff. Just left the car to be cleaned and am off to the barbers after I get it back.
(bill, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 13:33, Reply)

You don't need to tart yourself up for me, I'm more impressed by presents any day of the week.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 15:12, Reply)

I know I don't have to,
for you I want to!
(bill, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 16:50, Reply)

I am enjoying the Albion - Arsenal game tremendously
Albion 2-0 up with half an hour to go. Trying not to tempt fate...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Well, looks like I did
it's 2-2 now. :(

I hope nobody finds out it was my fault.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Going to the pub, going to the pub, going to the pub, going to the pub, going to the pub!
Woooooooooooooo!


( girlinthehole, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 17:07, Reply)