Afternoon Captain
In answer to your questions.

No.
On the sofa, watching the Old Firm game.
Red.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 16:02, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

afternoon
you any less hungover? I had a sleep and now I'm trying to wake myself up with tea and pudding
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 16:04, Reply)

I've made a sound recovery.
Thanks in no small part, to sweets and fizzy drinks.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 16:07, Reply)

i wish someone would bring me a
can of pop. I really can't be arsed to get dressed and get one myself
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 16:09, Reply)

You just need to 'pop' out and get one.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 16:12, Reply)

I don't think I 'can'

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Concentrate.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 16:25, Reply)

I think the fizz has gone out of this punning session.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 20 Mar 2011, 16:56, Reply)

soda session is over?
Too bad.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:01, Reply)

it got a bit
soda stream of conscience
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:02, Reply)

I reckon everyone's bottled it.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Please stop.
This is getting fizzically painful.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:14, Reply)

I've been watch Brian Cox's thing on time
I haven't watched him before, but it's all a bit content-less

"Time's been going on for AGES! LOL! You might think it's been ages since breakfast but the universe it OLDER THAN THAT! WOAH! Look at this shit - it's some turtles!"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 16:22, Reply)

He sounds like the Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy...

(berk, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 16:33, Reply)

He really does

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 16:34, Reply)

also
it really is quite shit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 16:53, Reply)

This about sums it up nicely:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhn8j7S4uKU
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:05, Reply)

is that actually a spoof?
It's just about the same as the thing I just watched
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:25, Reply)

It's a spoof
but a very funny one. "What the fook is goin' on?"
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 20 Mar 2011, 19:11, Reply)

I can't stand his weak, waivery voice that tails off at the end of sentences.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:23, Reply)