I'll bet either Blousie or Roota are watching Duran Duran on the tellybox.
What wagers would you make with some confidence this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 20:51, 63 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I would wager that
I'm going to have some excellent roast chicken soon, and perhaps have a sleep at some point.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 20 Mar 2011, 20:55, Reply)

I wager that I will have some yummy hot chocolate
but not sleep as easily as I should do since I'm tired

also, I'll wager that you, Jeff, will do some terrible pun and DG will respond with one equally bad
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 20:57, Reply)

Do you believe in miracles?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:01, Reply)

...I'm halfway to a win

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:03, Reply)

I'm halfway through rocky 3 and I am quite certain
I'll be watching rocky 4 too.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:03, Reply)

any luck on the dating site?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:03, Reply)

a couple of messages but nothing of any interest.
What about you?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:58, Reply)

been talking to a cool guy
but he knows my b3ta name, so I'm gonna say no more ;)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:04, Reply)

nice touch, b3tans are bloody everwhere. Like Aids!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:07, Reply)

yeah
he mentioned something I thought sounded B3tanish and asked. I was caught out by posting the same shit about house elephants on OKC and QOTW last week - oops
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Nevermind, hopefully it isn't CHompy or Bert.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:10, Reply)

I've met Chompy, it's not him
and he's not mentioned fucking his sister so I don't think it's bert
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Instead of watchin the fourth biscuit
I think you should just nom it, Bob.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:06, Reply)

I had enough wagering with the poker last night
I won my money back by finishing second in the 1st game, then should have had a massive chiplead in the second when I got put all in by the chip leader. I had pocket jacks to her pocket nines.

Then a 9 came on the flop and that was it for me. :( But I didn't mind too much as I was a little tipsy and completely and utterly stoned.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:08, Reply)

Did you get to poker?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:10, Reply)

I WIN
I CLAIM MY FUCKING FIVE POUNDS!!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:11, Reply)

He's very fucking lucky if he can come 'on the flop' if you ask me!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:14, Reply)

I did get it all in
I didn't get any help "on the turn" though.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:26, Reply)

You stud
(poker player).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:27, Reply)

I like (to) Hold 'em

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:39, Reply)

Check!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Bum Deal!

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:00, Reply)

There is a phrase we sometimes use when role players tell you
about something about a game in too much detail, which I think is appropriate here...

"...and then I rolled a 6"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:11, Reply)

It happens
I was playing a tournament the other week where it happened to me. Six people left, first prize £270. I was probably playing the best of the remaining players when I got it in with aces against jacks. Winning would have made me huge chip leader. The guy rivered a straight. No money for sixth place.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:11, Reply)

It's well annoying
I tried to give her a stupid poker nickname but I don't think "chunky bracelet" stuck, even though it was funny at the time.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:25, Reply)

I will wager
that if I don't get to go home soon I'm going to cry.
(berk, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:12, Reply)

you *still* in work?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:13, Reply)

Yup
Coming up for 11 hours now.
(berk, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:13, Reply)

what the hell..?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:15, Reply)

Work innit *shrugs*
I should have worked harder during the week, probably. It doesn't help that I'm the only fucker doing any of this and there was a lot of if to do.
(berk, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:18, Reply)

:(
I'm gonna have to work late for the next few weeks, I think, unless I want to end up working all the weekends like you. After Easter shouldn't be so bad, though.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:20, Reply)

*there there*
Why not text Tennis Coach, that'll cheer you up.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:26, Reply)

I can't think of anything to say to him to start a conversation..
(berk, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:30, Reply)

How about.
'Cheer me up, I've been in work for 11 hours and I've got lots more to do yet'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Could work...
*ponders*
(berk, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:35, Reply)

Look.
That was the only sensible suggestion you're going to get from me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Variations on a theme, but it worked
now we're both complaining about the stupidly long day we've had...
(berk, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:27, Reply)

So rather than being cheered up.
You're both whinging at each other.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:39, Reply)

Misery is better shared.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:40, Reply)

That explains the popularity of this message board.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:41, Reply)

In a good way
but...yeah.
(berk, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:41, Reply)

Bless.
Even the whinges of Tennis Coach makes berk happy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:46, Reply)

*shrugs and blushes*

(berk, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:54, Reply)

s r

That's what you want from Tennis Coach.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:56, Reply)

Those too
although I initially read that strikethrough as 'shags' before I realised you'd left out the 'a'.
(berk, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:59, Reply)

There is no 'a' in shrugs.
And I'm not going to call you Slaggy McWhore.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 23:01, Reply)

Good. Because I'm not.

(berk, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 23:03, Reply)

Whorey McSlag on the other hand...
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 23:04, Reply)

I forgot innit!
But I've been listening to Syreeta, watching Eddie Murphy, and having a power ballad jam-sesh with the bf.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:39, Reply)

power ad
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:55, Reply)

Polite ripple.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:02, Reply)

Silent but deadly lols.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:06, Reply)

anyone here?
Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:01, Reply)

See above.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:03, Reply)

evenin,
what choo been doing then?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:04, Reply)

Had a really good day.
Arose late and went to the beach for a walk and a cigar. Came home and had a sarny and a lie down then watched some telly and had chicken and chips. Followed by vegetating in front of telly again. So I ALMOST did nothing.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:09, Reply)

there is a difference between being still and doing nothing.
wise words of Jackie Chan! albeit in the Karate Kid...
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Doing nothing is essential if you would do no ill.
Wise words as well.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:14, Reply)

I'm gonna do a thing
I'm gonna go to bed early
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:15, Reply)

night pal, sleep well.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:16, Reply)

Good move.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:16, Reply)

An excellent idea
I think I'll join you.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:18, Reply)

Wayhay!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:20, Reply)