Is it Monday fucking mornings?
Cos I bastard hate them.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:09, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Tell me why...

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:13, Reply)

LTI

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)

They generally involve having to get up and do some fucking work
I do not approve of this.

Also, because I employ a policy of doing fuck all at the weekends, Monday mornings are usually accompanied by a massive stack of dishes, and at least two bins that need emptying.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Ooh Sis!
Hiya and that. He's got manfluenza. I'm just off to make tea.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Tell him to MTFU
lazy arse.

And I hope he's throwing all of his manflu-filled snotrags directly into the bin, and you are on hand with sanitising spray.

and tidy away his dirty mugs IMMEDIATELY.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:34, Reply)

He is flushing them.
And er, you know, worrying about contact with his mugs is the least of my worries.
Sorry like...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Because you've totally had his cock up your mimsy?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:40, Reply)

AL!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:41, Reply)

+AN

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:46, Reply)

And who is Alan?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:52, Reply)

mr b3th is squeamish about sharing cans or bottles
but, as you say, that's the least of our worries in terms of germ sharing.

Also, points away from Al for mentioning my brother's cock. Which he doesn't use for anything other than peeing, obviously.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Mar 2011, 12:06, Reply)