Is your bed made up of a pile of coats which fell off the back of a lorry?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 13:10, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 13:12, Reply)

that's the mattress
the base is made from two hundred empty Innocent Veg pots lashed together
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 13:12, Reply)

The mattress is made of liberated Tesco meal deals.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)

By "work" he means carefully removing the security tags without causing any damage.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)

I wish.
Back when I was nabbing food in order to live I never had the bottle to steal anything of any worth to anyone. People who nab proper things from massive shops are fearless loons.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)

The "I have to steal food to live" argument works, barely,
when you're stealing staples to keep yourself fed. Once you're on to "Oh I really like *expensive poncy foodstuff*, I'll steal that" it falls down a bit.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 13:42, Reply)

I don't think Innocent veg pots can be considered poncy.
I don't think anything you put in the microwave can be considered poncy.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 13:55, Reply)

well it would work
except for the tiny flaw of only not have the money to buy food because you've spent it all on fags, booze and clothes.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:02, Reply)

That too.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Your theory is heavily flawed, I'm afraid.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:08, Reply)

But you smoke and drink don't you?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:12, Reply)

I smoke, which works out at three quid every three days.
I don't drink at all really, no. Less than four or five pints a month.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:19, Reply)

for the fags
considerably more, I'll wager, for the dope, no? Consider the booze statement retracted though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:24, Reply)

I think he's lying about the booze though
since he's been on here several times complaining of being hungover.

So he either is a liar, or someone else buys all his drinks and he's a cheap cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:38, Reply)

I'd have thought
the ketamine costs more. Does it leave you with a hangover?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Don't know
never tried it. Don't want to.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:47, Reply)

I smoke roll ups (Amber Leaf 12.5g pouches) and don't smoke dope, it's horrible.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:02, Reply)

I know how to do that.
only because my district manager showed me. She's stupid.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 13:35, Reply)