Dare i say - ballroom dancing/ice skating

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:17, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You may
Dancing is not a sport. The measure of who is better than who is opinions and not specifics.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:22, Reply)

As is diving
As is gymnastics (of all types)
As is snowboarding
And there must be others I can't be bothered to think of
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:25, Reply)

True

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Oh
I'm not used to a B3tan conceding a point. I was all geared up for an argument
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:27, Reply)

I disagree

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:27, Reply)

No you fucking don't

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:31, Reply)

I fucking do, right?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Fucking outside you cunt

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:34, Reply)

*steps outside*
*Realises the sun is shining and runs away giggling like a mong on nitrous*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:37, Reply)

That's right! You run, you fucking happy person!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Not a sport?
Try steppin' up on the street and bustin' some moves before some homey starts dissin' your fly-girl AND THEN tell me it's not a sport!

You just got served!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:28, Reply)

I'm sorry
I only speak English
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Nonsense
You're from Sunderland, surely English is your second language
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Behind Mackem

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:33, Reply)

You are Moe Syzlak
AICMFP
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Defend yourself with funk

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:31, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UQebN-g-Rg
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:33, Reply)

That link made me stumble across one of my favorite Simpsons moments ever.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpoYYC7lut8&feature=related
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:34, Reply)

hahahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:36, Reply)

BEST ONE EVAR!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmNObROcBOo&feature=related
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:36, Reply)

I take your best one EVAR! And I raise you this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvph0eSb-Hg
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:44, Reply)

It certainly is a good one
but Sideshow Bob and the rakes actually had me in tears the first time I saw it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I'm with Jeff on this
The level of inspiration in the deer clip is unbelievable
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Sweet

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:36, Reply)

You're half right
Although, in fairness, my staggering inability to skate five metres without falling on my arse makes me respect anyone who ice skates at international standard. It is, nonetheless, so gay that even I can point and laugh.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:24, Reply)

In your pink dancing shoes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Don't be so bloody daft
As if I could co-ordinate pink shoes with Ms Foxtrot's red dress
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:26, Reply)

My humble apologies

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:27, Reply)

If we run this half marathon
you're not allowed to wear your "He loves the cock" T-Shirt.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Didn't take you long to trawl my FB pics then eh Al

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:34, Reply)

I was trying to look at pictures of your sister
but she has them on private settings.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:37, Reply)

She got the brains
As much as I love my sister I can recommend some hot friends for you to check out
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Ice skating is most certainly gayer than a handbag full of rainbows.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:31, Reply)

I like this!
Wonderful imagery
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:33, Reply)